What's the greatest, worst and funniest/looney NFL players' names

[DanTanna]

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Pumpy Tudors

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[WV Cowboy]

Ben Dover

Reminds me of a famous book, ..."Fifty steps to the Outhouse"

Authored by 'Willy Makeit'

Illustrated by 'Betty Dont'

 

[WV Cowboy]

Aaahhh! The Name Game
Tony Tony bo Boney, Banananana fo phoney, Tony

How'd that ever get so popular????

Tony Tony bo Boney, Bananafana fo phoney, fe fi mo mony, .. Tony

 

[KJJ]

Always thought Jarvis Redwine was a great name for a football player. He was an RB at Nebraska who never panned out in the NFL.

 

[Pokes12]

Yes, it's the off season and I thought I'd play my part in the uh, creative, thread production.

I always loved Joe Don Looney.

Then there's Guy Whimper.

And who can forget the first Chinese players Wan Hung Lo and Re Li Fat.

Elvis Grbac whose father was Elvis and mom from Grbaciastan.

One of the most used players of recent memory was Ben Gay.

Yes, I'm bored. But remember this is no worse than who is the worst Cowboys player ever whose name I forget.

Do I get a Rotten Egg for this one?

I always liked Obert Logan no. 0

 

[erod]

Dexter Clinkscale - favorite Cowboy name of all time

Peter Tom Willis - the man with three first names

Elvis Peacock - OU great and a Ram

Haven Moses - spiritually lifting

Kirby Dar Dar - a character from Star Wars?

 

[physeter]

Ron Mexico

 

[JakeCamp12]

Zeeke Mowatt who I think played for the Giants...

 

[dstovall5]

Dick Flowers, Fair Hooker, Curry Bunns, and plenty more. Some very good ones here! - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-ever-seen-on-a-depth-chart-or-jersey/page/25

Can someone explain to me why you'd name a kid, "fair hooker", some people are crazeh.

 

[jobberone]

Tony Tony bo Boney, Bananafana fo phoney, fe fi mo mony, .. Tony

K Smarty Pants ur right and I'm wrong

 

[Doomsday101]

Tiki Barber?

 

[Doomsday101]

Elmo Wright , I worked with him a few years back. "Elmo is credited with football's first end-zone dance"

 

[GoCowboysGo]

MLB - Mark Lemongello & Dick Pole
Racing - Dick Trickle
Tennis - Anna Smashnova
NBA - Popeye Jones & Zarko Paspalj
Cowboys - Jethro Pugh, Peppi Zellner and Stepfret Williams

Offseason sux

 

[ologan]

Yes, it's the off season and I thought I'd play my part in the uh, creative, thread production.

I always loved Joe Don Looney.

Then there's Guy Whimper.

And who can forget the first Chinese players Wan Hung Lo and Re Li Fat.

Elvis Grbac whose father was Elvis and mom from Grbaciastan.

One of the most used players of recent memory was Ben Gay.

Yes, I'm bored. But remember this is no worse than who is the worst Cowboys player ever whose name I forget.

Do I get a Rotten Egg for this one?

Now you bring up a name I haven't heard for a long time, Joe Don Looney. Growing up a Longhorn fan as a kid, I still remember listening to the Humble Oil& Refining broadcasts of UT games, including games with OU and JD Looney. I have fond memories of Kern Tips calling those games.

 

[jubal]

Dick Flowers, Fair Hooker, Curry Bunns, and plenty more. Some very good ones here! - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-ever-seen-on-a-depth-chart-or-jersey/page/25

Can someone explain to me why you'd name a kid, "fair hooker", some people are crazeh.

When Fair Hooker came out there was another at this time named Chip Glass,the broadcaster said "I'm not going to touch that",talking about Fair Hooker,I always remembered that.

 

[mrmojo]

Robert New house

Chris Hanburger

 

[jobberone]

A name is a name. Don't go overboard with the innuendos or outright explicit discussion please. Thanks.

 

[OhSnap]

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Pumpy Tudors

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I have that card. It's my retirement plan.

 

[Mr Cowboy]

I.M. Hipp, running back from Nebraska

 

[xwalker]

Tony Dummass.