What's the status of Monte Kiffin?

[CF74]

From what I understand he took a nap up in the booth at GB and nobody had the heart to wake him up so they left him up there, I think he's still up there but frozen.

 

[KJJ]

I still giggle over @Risen Star calling it 'Defense at Bernies' two years ago.

I'm wondering if Kiffin is still alive the last time I remember seeing him in the booth he looked like he was on life support. It appeared he had been propped up and positioned in his chair.

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[jazzcat22]

I'm sure he can give input on players just by watching practice or game film from college. Give input on draft and FA's.

Just may need to poke him once in a while....

 

[KJJ]

Just may need to poke him once in a while....

Jerry may need to hire a nurse to sit with him in the booth during games to periodically check his pulse.

 

[MikeT22]

The best part about Kiffin is it may have been the last straw for Lacewell's influence on Jerry.

 

[KJJ]

I hear Kiffin has an endorsement deal with Preparation H and just inked a deal with Sunsweet to promote their prune juice. Rumors of an impending deal with Flomax are supposedly in the works.

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[Venger]

Does anybody know his status for the 2015-2016 season?

Fossilized.

 

[Risen Star]

We've spent the three day exclusive negotiating period this week yelling "WE WANT YOU BACK!!" into his good ear.

 

[lostar2009]

Who ideal was it to hire him as dc a few years back?

 

[MRV52]

Is his heart still beating?

 

[jobberone]

He's not a lot older than me so take a hike and/or bite me! Respectfully of course. ***grrrrr***

 

[Risen Star]

He's not a lot older than me so take a hike and/or bite me! Respectfully of course. ***grrrrr***

I had you pegged as a hip teenager.

 

[Texas_Pete]

.............nap coordinator.

This is sooooo wrong, but funny.

 

[big dog cowboy]

I had you pegged as a hip teenager.

0-2.

 

[jobberone]

I had you pegged as a hip teenager.

Yeah, right. I'm a hip oldie goldie and don't you forget it.

 

[jobberone]

0-2.

Ok big dog. My Snow Leopard is going to kick your arse.

That work is beneath Clyde.

 

[Seven]

This is sooooo wrong, but funny.

I'm goin' ta hell.........

 

[Don Corleone]

What does Kiffin actually do with the team other then sleep in the booth during games ?

They take him out of his casket once in awhile. Dress him up, and then put him back. Think Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[MRV52]

They take him out of his casket once in awhile. Dress him up, and then put him back. Think Weekend at Bernie's.

Loved that movie.

 

[Chuck 54]

Nno one is making these jokes in Arizona, and you almost have to be over 70 to get on their staff....fascinating stuff.