- Pitch black
- Total body underneath sheet and cover
- 74 degrees (regardless cooling or heating)
Those are my ideal sleeping conditions. However, the 74 degrees is not my WIFE'S ideal sleeping conditions, which varies. If she's cold, it's a sleepy, lazy backhand against my head and "Turn the heat on! I'm freezing!" If she's hot, it's a half-awake kick in my thighs (we sleep back-to-back by the way) and "Turn on the air! I'm burning up!"
First off, just how the bleepity-bleep does anyone 'turn on air' anyway????? Second of all, how does this woman always land backhands and kicks to the same exact spots on my body when she is basically still asleep????? And third, why the heck is it always me getting up and stubbing my toes adjusting the thermostat?????
I hate hormones.
/rant