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Don't get me started about television remotes...As long as you're in charge of the heat/ac, you should be in charge of the TV too.
1. She channel surfs into infinity. Runs through every cable channel., switches over to the streaming services, starts the whole cycle over again, and maybe, just maybe finally STOPS on a show that she first found BEFORE her quest began!
2. She never puts the remotes back in the same spot. How hard is it? Grab the remote from the table. Put it back on the table when you find something. Noooooo. She tosses it beside her. OR she makes a run to the kitchen, takes the remote WITH her and leaves it there. OR she comes back to the couch, sits on one of them, turns to me and asks, "Where's the remote?" OR...
3. She drops the remotes on the floor all the time. Every third drop or so a back cover pops off and batteries scatter everywhere--usually under the couch or the bed. Guess who must search for the batteries and repair the remotes? Thank you.
4. She grabs the wrong remote and turns of the television. Wait. That's wrong. She turned off the cable receiver, not the tv. "Baby? The television is still on..." She says, "I turned it off." No. You turned off the cable. The tv's still on. I stopped asking her to sit down and learn the remotes years ago. And a universal remote control? Tried that. "It's too many buttons!!!"
Whatever.
If I did not love her so much, I would hate her.