Which Players in a Steel Cage Match?

[JohnnyHopkins]

I have been pondering over the last twenty four hours just how much I would like to see Greg Ellis's head as an honorary turn-buckle in a steel cage match, but I can't figure out which players I would want to see in the ring the most. Other than Witten vs. Owens, who would be the best steel cage match up?

 

[austintodallas]

McBriar vs. Paulescu

 

[masomenos]

Kevin Burnett vs. Terrence Newman.

Someone would be guaranteed to get hurt.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Pacman and Ray Lewis

 

[Hostile]

Larry Allen vs. Jose Cortez would be one I'd pay for. Give Cortez Vanderjagt as a tag team partner. I'd really be jazzed to see that.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Larry Allen vs. Jose Cortez would be one I'd pay for. Give Cortez Vanderjagt as a tag team partner. I'd really be jazzed to see that.

A two on one handicap match would be better. LA could use their heads for bongos.

 

[CF74]

Columbo vs any Commander who dares...

 

[Yeagermeister]

Columbo vs any Commander who dares...

We already had Columbo vs D. Hall :laugh2:

 

[DallasEast]

Andre Gurode vs. Albert Haynesworth.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Andre Gurode vs. Albert Haynesworth.

That's a sumo match

THUNDASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Panch]

Owens vs. Cris Carter

Rice vs. Moss

Flozell vs. A yellow flag

Gurode vs. Snapping to a midget.

Kurt Warner's wife vs. Aging

 

[twentytwo]

Owens vs. Cris Carter

Rice vs. Moss

Flozell vs. A yellow flag

Gurode vs. Snapping to a midget.

Kurt Warner's wife vs. Aging

Brutal!

 

[DallasEast]

That's a sumo match

THUNDASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh2:

 

[DallasEast]

Owens vs. Cris Carter

Rice vs. Moss

Flozell vs. A yellow flag

Gurode vs. Snapping to a midget.

Kurt Warner's wife vs. Aging

I've got $40 bucks on Flozell and Brenda! I feel LUCKY!!! hboy:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Hostile vs Art from ES

A battle of the board admins

 

[Rwilliams38]

Kevin Burnett vs. Terrence Newman.

Someone would be guaranteed to get hurt.

 

[Chief]

Marc Columbo, Alonzo Spellman, Randy White and Erik Williams vs. Buddy Ryan

Bobby Carpenter vs. Jessica Simpson (catfight over Romo)

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Barbie Carpenter versus any of the cheerleaders...nothing like a good cat fight between women.

 

[DallasEast]

Hostile vs Art from ES

A battle of the board admins

Anyone ever seen the movie Scanners?

Hos wouldn't even have to lay a hand on him. After one intense stare, blood would start seeping out of Art's ears. That's really no way for any human being to meet their end.

So! How soon can we set that up?

 

[Quarterback Coach]

Marc Columbo, Alonzo Spellman, Randy White and Erik Williams vs. Buddy Ryan

Bobby Carpenter vs. Jessica Simpson (catfight over Romo)

DAMN...beat me to it...