Which Players in a Steel Cage Match?

[JohnnyHopkins]

Andre Gurode vs. Albert Haynesworth.

Brilliant! I would so love to see Gurode smash Haynesworth into Ellis's Head/Turn-buckle (this is going to be a long off-season).

 

[DallasEast]

Bobby Carpenter vs. Jessica Simpson (catfight over Romo)

http://i356.***BLOCKED***/albums/oo4/DallasEast1701/bobbyandjessica.jpg

 

[Vintage]

Spencer versus Proctor.

Spencer can't rush the passer; Proctor can't protect the passer. Someone would have to win. I think.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Spencer versus Proctor.

Spencer can't rush the passer; Proctor can't protect the passer. Someone would have to win. I think.

Proctor vs a water bottle

Water bottle 2-0

 

[DallasEast]

Tank Johnson vs. a bulldozer.

Sure, it wouldn't be any contest, but he got himself blown out of the hole during a goaline stand too, so just take it for what it's worth.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Tank Johnson vs. a bulldozer.

Sure, it wouldn't be any contest, but he got himself blown out of the hole during a goaline stand too, so just take it for what it's worth.

Tank vs a tackling dummy.....oh wait he can't go against himself

 

[DallasEast]

Tank vs a tackling dummy.....oh wait he can't go against himself

Let's clone him and find out!

Then again, his chromosomes would get themselves pushed off the petrie dish. Bad idea. Nevermind.

 

[IndianaCowboyFan]

Mark Tuinei vs. anyone. Didn't one of the Cowboys say he was the only man he was afraid of and couldn't take in a fight to the death? By the way I do realize he is no longer alive.

 

[Chief]

Mark Tuinei vs. anyone. Didn't one of the Cowboys say he was the only man he was afraid of and couldn't take in a fight to the death? By the way I do realize he is no longer alive.

Yep, Nate Newton, among others, said he was the last guy any of them would want to fight.

 

[COWBOYSNUM1]

Wade Phillips VS Bill Parcells

 

[Rampage]

Mike Irvin vs anybody who cuts in line to get a haircut before him.

 

[Jon88]

Larry Allen vs. Jose Cortez would be one I'd pay for. Give Cortez Vanderjagt as a tag team partner. I'd really be jazzed to see that.

You beat me to it.

Larry Allen Vs. Anyone

 

[Jon88]

Mike Irvin vs anybody who cuts in line to get a haircut before him.

Scissors are not allowed.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Bobby Carpenter vs. Mike Jenkins.

First ever non-contact cage match.

 

[5Countem5]

Ed Werder vs. Jayson Blair

 

[Jon88]

Bobby Carpenter vs. Mike Jenkins.

First ever non-contact cage match.

Bobby Carpenter vs a cheerleader. He looks just like one anyway.

 

[Sarge]

Randy White in his heyday vs. Ray Lewis.

 

[Monster Heel]

Leonard Davis vs Jason Witten

And I'd put money down on Witten.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Cowboy Chris vs the ESPN producer :laugh2:

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Brad Johnson and Leonard Davis. No ref interference. Fight to the death.