Who has any funny bandwagon fan stories?

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Every year, the team who is hot gets bandwagon fans. We are fortunate enough to be that team this year, particularly due to the Dak & Elliott wonderboy's media storyline.

I'm sure many of you know from school, work, whatever, that guy or gal who has suddenly become a Dallas Cowboys fan, probably bragging about the team last year they joked about.. Anyone have any fun stories yet?

Figure this could be a funny conversation. Might get more humorous after we win this weekend.
 

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Watching a band wagon fan:

Notice if they go to games only when the team is successful. It's difficult to support a team when they are in a slump, but real fans do just that. Even if a real fan curses their team, they are there to support them the next game. Bandwagon fans jump off the wagon at the first sign of trouble.[9]
  • Going to a game takes more effort and more money. Bandwagon fans don't want to invest either if the team isn't doing well.
  • The same is true of watching games on television.
Ask why they leave the game early. True fans stay at a game until the bitter end--even if they know the result will be less than desirable. On the other hand, bandwagon fans tend to walk out and stop offering support to the team.
  • Bandwagon fans often miss out on some of the best comebacks in sports because they choose to walk out during tough times.[10]
Determine if they go to live games. Many fans go to live sporting events for the experience of being around like-minded, passionate individuals.[11] Bandwagon fans don't value the experience because they aren't as emotionally invested as real fans. Even if it means braving the cold or paying for over-priced beer, real fans will try to attend at least one game during the season.
  • Some bandwagon fans will attend a game or two just to be able to say that they have. They are unlikely to attend games that aren't convenient. For example, when the weather is bad, when the tickets are too pricey, or when the game falls on a workday.
See if they support the team only during playoffs. This has a bit to do with the team being successful, but it also has to do with the importance of the game. Sports seasons can be long and grueling so bandwagon fans like to skip the regular season games and jump right to the good part.
  • Playoff games occur after the regular season and are tournament style games that lead up to the championship.[12]
  • Playoffs also bring out bandwagon fans whose "first choice" didn't make the playoffs. In order to have someone to root for, they will choose a team randomly and only for that season.[13]
Determine if they jump off the wagon. This is also known as wavering in their support of the team. If a fan stops supporting their team if they lose a playoff game, championship game, or don't make the playoffs at all, they're exhibiting behavior consistent with that of a bandwagon fan.

http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Bandwagon-Fan



Q: Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest?
A: The cow kicked him in the head!

Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A: An anorexic!

Q: Did you guys hear about the NFL player who hits women?
A: No the other one. No the other one.

Q: Why can't Matt Forte get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an endzone on it.

Q: How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
A: Satisfying!

Q: What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
A: A pimp.

http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/footballjokes.html



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The *******’s Guide to Becoming a Bandwagon Fan

http://nationalave.com/sports/chandlerdutton/the-*******s-guide-to-becoming-a-bandwagon-fan/2234/


Yes, it is that amazing time of the year when everyone either pretends to care about the hometown team that they’ve just realized is succeeding, or flings their allegiances to another good (or lucky) team in hopes that they’ll find happiness in bragging about an organization they know literally nothing about.

However, despite its prominence, bandwagoning is a hard thing to do. It’s even more difficult for a special subsection of the sports world: *******s. Yes, *******s — as one of the largest contingencies among bandwagon fans — face inordinate struggles in their attempts to become full-fledged bandwagon fans. People have set special, low expectations for these ********s, and if they don’t measure up they might just have to deal with the begrudging respect that accompanies not being the worst kind of person.

While there are no perfected methods for being an ******* bandwagon fan, there are a few key guidelines any douchebag can follow in any sport to make sure they have a successful, infuriating bandwagoning experience.

The Prologue:
First things first, *******s: I want to commend you for acknowledging who you really are. It takes a lot of courage to recognize your true colors and admit them. That being said, **** you. Why can’t you just not be *******s? We’d like you so much more that way. If you weren’t *******s, you’d be so much better. You’d still be annoying for being bandwagon fans, but at least you’d be tolerable. And isn’t that really what everyone wants, to be reluctantly tolerated? Pretending to like people you only tolerate is what has made America great.

I get it though. I’m just wasting my time. You don’t care about the respect of others; that’s why you’re here. Let’s just get this started.

Step 1: Choosing A Team

Members of the non-******* segment of bandwagon fans have innumerable fandom opportunities. They can root for the underdogs, the consistently average performers, even the good teams who always fall flat when it matters most (I’m looking at you, Denver Broncos)!



As an ******* though, you’ve really only got a couple choices in every sport. You have to root for a clear favorite. That clear favorite has to have a big name star, be grounded in years of tradition (of having more money than other teams and buying better talent), or be surrounded by an aura of self-satisfaction...



(most of the ******** are a posterior anatomical body part)





But I would qualify the above, with the addition of media writers who's sole selection process is bandwagon - who it is that Dallas is scheduled to play next...
 
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Every year, the team who is hot gets bandwagon fans. We are fortunate enough to be that team this year, particularly due to the Dak & Elliott wonderboy's media storyline.

I'm sure many of you know from school, work, whatever, that guy or gal who has suddenly become a Dallas Cowboys fan, probably bragging about the team last year they joked about.. Anyone have any fun stories yet?

Figure this could be a funny conversation. Might get more humorous after we win this weekend.

I just ask people I suspect to be bandwagoners to name 5 players on the Cowboys other than Dak, Dez, Romo, Witten, and Zeke. I'm usually right with my suspicion.
 

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Some guy at work described the accomplishments of Dak Elliot.and Zeke Prescott.....so impressive.

That's hilarious, also a dead giveaway as well. No doubt that many of us have had similar experiences, especially with name miscues. :D
 
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The whole concept of "bandwagon" fans seems a bit neurotic and self-important. As if the bandwagoner's heightened visibility when times are good waters down the "real" fan's sole claim to the spoils of success.
 

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I lived in Va Beach my whole adult life. Commander country somewhat. My father in law has a reversible Jacket. One Side Skins. The other 49'rs. He wears out whichever team is hot. Lately that jacket stays in the closet.
 

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I live in Green Bay and every friday we are allowed to wear NFL gear to work, of course I wear Cowboys gear when the Packers play the Cowboys. This week a guy came up to me decked out in more Packer gear than should be legal. and he started getting on me about how the Packers are going to win because Tony Romo can't win the big game. I let him drone on for a few minutes about what a big choker Romo is before I finally broke the news to him that Romo is not even the Cowboys quarterback. Now if you are any sort of NFL fan, how could you not know this? Especially after the two teams have already played earlier in the year? Pretty sure he's a bandwagon fan.
 

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I don't really have any as out here, the Cowboys fandom runs strong. I can tell you plenty of Chargers bandwagoning, though. :laugh:
 

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Lol who the hell jumps on chargers bandwagon?
The city of San Diego. When the team is doing well (which is rare), there is Chargers junk everywhere. Flags flying on folk's cars, etc. When the team is doing poorly, or they lose in the playoffs, all the decals get scraped off the car windows, flags tossed. You could seriously not even know the Chargers existed here in SD when they weren't doing well. lol
 

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The brand new Cowboys ball cap from Walmart is a dead give away .
 

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I live in the Midwest. I've had a few random strangers sort of give me the "So are you really a fan?" or "How long have you been a fan?" question when I'm out in public in a Cowboys hat or shirt.

I'm like, "I can count on one hand the number of games I've missed in person or on TV over the past ten years. Yeah, I'd say I'm a real fan."

I hate getting lumped in with the bandwagoners.
 
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Living in NY, I'm constantly barked at for rooting for an out of town team. Apparently and according to many in these parts, I've been a Cowboy's bandwagon fan for 35 years. lol
 
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