Who is returning punts

[Redball Express]

I’ll be 45 in April lol

Close enough.

Turned 65 in February.

Medicare is something I thought was going to be a stigma when I was younger.

But it is completely the opposite.

Have had over $500,000 in medical bills in the last 18 months and not had to pay a dime.

All those years of paying in and wondering what I could have done better with that money.

My how things change.

Saved my butt.

 

[xwalker]

Wilson is an enigma wrapped in a question mark.

Never saw anything from him.

It's a mystery.

C.Wilson was ahead of Gallup in training camp.

I had Gallup and Wilson as 2 of the top 3 route runners in their draft.

 

[Jason 82 Witten]

Anyone who doesn’t fair catch as much as Beasley

 

[Redball Express]

C.Wilson was ahead of Gallup in training camp.

I had Gallup and Wilson as 2 of the top 3 route runners in their draft.

I figured a coherent answer from you.

That's good news for slot receiver possibly.

Kicks?

Did he do that in college ?

 

[darthseinfeld]

Exactly.

The NFL is trying to eliminate KOs ompletely anyway.

If they move the kick off yard line anymore..

they will just meet at the center of the field and play Paper Scissors Rock to see who gets the ball.

It's weird anymore.

Holding and clipping penalties are called on 80 percent of the plays.

It's just an excuse anymore to go to a commercial break.

Then why are worried?

 

[Redball Express]

No.

Who is on first

What is on second..

let's do the whole shtick.

 

[jazzcat22]

Austin is another reclamation project we can do without.

Every time he enters a game..

It's like sending a Red Alert we are doing a Jet Sweep or gadget play.

I start screaming at the TV..

JET SWEEP JET SWEEP HERE COMES THE JET SWEEP

And it happens.

Enough already.

Not so much if he takes on Beasley’s plays. To me he then can become more unpredictable.
Jet sweep, slant, or bubble screen, or some other play, or just a decoy, as in run him deep something Beasley could not do to spread out the D so another player, can come across the middle more wide open.

 

[cowboyec]

Jourdan Lewis.

 

[Mr_437]

My dad used to say: Das hunt jacht nicht.

Which means that dog won't hunt!!!

Yeah, my high school football coach would say that phrase with a lil piece of spit somehow staying on his lip while dog cussing the whole team...good times.

 

[OmerV]

Punt returner is still to be decided. Even if they manage to bring Beasley back, he is not the right man for the job. He’s essentially just a guy they trust to field the punt safely, but not that they feel can have an impact as a returner.

 

[Redball Express]

Not so much if he takes on Beasley’s plays. To me he then can become more unpredictable.
Jet sweep, slant, or bubble screen, or some other play, or just a decoy, as in run him deep something Beasley could not do to spread out the D so another player, can come across the middle more wide open.

So where were you when the OC job became suddenly available?

Sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?

Just kidding.

 

[Zekeats]

Beasley seems to be burying himself with his latest rumored contract desires.

Obviously we will have to replace him as a WR.

I will miss him.

But whatever.

But punt returns needs new blood now.

I was growing weary anyway of him fair catching everything or letting it roll into the endzone.

Wasted opportunities.

Who do we have who will inherit his ST jobs?

And don't we need some pop on the KO returns, too?

I mean why is it we never have anybody who can do something there.?

With 6-8 PRs a game..

and 5-6 KO returns a game..

That's like 15 offensive plays a game where we do nothing.

Solutions?

5-6 KO returns? You stuck in the 90s?

 

[Redball Express]

5-6 KO returns? You stuck in the 90s?

Why no Mr. Switzer..why do you ask?

 

[Hardline]

Yeah..

It 's like my wet dream as a 12 year old that Rachel Welsh would wait for my voice to change and then she would marry me.

Right.

Raquel was a Goddess.

 

[Redball Express]

Raquel was a Goddess.

She was.

Ursula Andress, too.

 

[Hardline]

She was.

Ursula Andress, too.

And Barbra Eden

 

[Redball Express]

And Barbra Eden

Me likey.

She still looks good.

Male fantasies.

Today's kids missed it.

 

[kskboys]

C.Wilson was ahead of Gallup in training camp.

I had Gallup and Wilson as 2 of the top 3 route runners in their draft.

I thought they were both steals and still do.

 

[kskboys]

So where were you when the OC job became suddenly available?

Sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?

Just kidding.

Who wasn't

 

[kskboys]

And Barbra Eden

Might be the secksiest woman I've ever seen.