Who Would Win?

[ESisback]

Who’s the most badass? Take out all the superheroes who fly, throw cars, shoot lasers, etc.

Batman
Lone Ranger
Tarzan
Zorro

Who would win a fight? Go!

 

[MWH1967]

Is This a serious question? Dude, drinking this early in the morning is not good for you.

 

[ESisback]

It’s just for fun. Relax, take a breath, they’re fictional characters!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Bruce Lee?

 

[MWH1967]

It’s just for fun. Relax, take a breath, they’re fictional characters!

Just bustin your chops. Give me Batman for 1,000.00

 

[MWH1967]

Bruce Lee?

Too Tough for this group.

 

[kskboys]

Green Hornet, obviously!!!

 

[csirl]

Which Batman?

 

[ESisback]

Just bustin your chops. Give me Batman for 1,000.00

Yeah, me too!

 

[ESisback]

Green Hornet, obviously!!!

Green Hornet was a poser, but Kato was the real deal! In his audition, they say Bruce Lee jumped up and kicked out a ceiling light! Producers were flabbergasted!

 

[ESisback]

Which Batman?

options?

 

[Tabascocat]

The only correct answer is Chuck Norris

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

The Lone Ranger. I'd assume he'd just ride Silver up close enough and shoot all 3 at point blank range.

 

[Runwildboys]

Green Hornet was a poser, but Kato was the real deal! In his audition, they say Bruce Lee jumped up and kicked out a ceiling light! Producers were flabbergasted!

They actually had to have him slow down, because the film couldn't keep up with him, and it looked fake.

 

[Runwildboys]

The Lone Ranger. I'd assume he'd just ride Silver up close enough and shoot all 3 at point blank range.

Tarzan would sic a pride of lions on Silver, have Cheetah strip the gun from his hand and unmask him, then get all the hyenas and monkeys too laugh at his dorky outfit. The Lone Ranger would be so immasculated, he'd end up working in Miss Kitty's brothel.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Tarzan would sic a pride of lions on Silver, have Cheetah strip the gun from his hand and unmask him, then get all the hyenas and monkeys too laugh at his dorky outfit. The Lone Ranger would be so immasculated, he'd end up working in Miss Kitty's brothel.

Pfffttt, Tonto would have Cheetah made into pemmican by supper time and the only work the Ranger is doing in the brothel is gonna be on Miss Kitty!

 

[zrinkill]

The Rifleman would own all 4

 

[Runwildboys]

Pfffttt, Tonto would have Cheetah made into pemmican by supper time and the only work the Ranger is doing in the brothel is gonna be on Miss Kitty!

In been a long time since I watched the Lone Ranger. Isn't he supposed to be pure as the driven snow?

 

[ESisback]

Batman would beat them all! His suit is bulletproof, his fighting skills are unequaled, and his ability to take to the skies or jump into his bat mobile negates the animal activity.

BATMANNN…na na na na na na na na…BATMANNN…na na na na na na na na…

 

[Runwildboys]

Batman would beat them all! His suit is bulletproof, his fighting skills are unequaled, and his ability to take to the skies or jump into his bat mobile negates the animal activity.

BATMANNN…na na na na na na na na…BATMANNN…na na na na na na na na…

Maybe Tarzan could control the Bat too!