Who Would Win?

[ESisback]

Maybe Tarzan could control the Bat too!

Did you see The Legend of Tarzan? He was pretty badass. Fought a gorilla. He lost, but still…

 

[Runwildboys]

Did you see The Legend of Tarzan? He was pretty badass. Fought a gorilla. He lost, but still…

I watched Tarzan, the Ape Man, with Bo Derek. Almost wore out my rewind and pause buttons when the women were washing her "like a horse".

 

[ESisback]

I watched Tarzan, the Ape Man, with Bo Derek. Almost wore out my rewind and pause buttons when the women were washing her "like a horse".

How are things at Hooter’s?

 

[Runwildboys]

How are things at Hooter’s?

It varies. Some days are smokin' hot. Other days are a bit chubby.

 

[SlammedZero]

Oh this is easy!

 

[Runwildboys]

What about adding Conan to the mix?...The Punisher?...Yo Mama?

 

[ESisback]

What about adding Conan to the mix?...The Punisher?...Yo Mama?

Daredevil
Iron Fist
Jack Reacher

 

[cowboyec]

ELVIS

 

[ESisback]

ELVIS

For?

 

[cowboyec]

For?

the win.

 

[ESisback]

the win.

In what?

 

[cowboyec]

In what?

everything.
he's the king of bad-assery.

 

[Creeper]

Batman wins because he has the most advanced technology.

 

[ESisback]

everything.
he's the king of bad-assery.

He couldn’t beat up Batman or Tarzan, best the Lone Ranger shooting or Zorro in a swordfight, so how is he badass? Sorry man, I’ve always thought Elvis was kind of overrated. Besides, this isn’t a music discussion.

 

[Runwildboys]

Daredevil
Iron Fist
Jack Reacher

But Daredevil and Iron Fist both have superpowers. Reacher is a badass, but out of his league here.

 

[rags747]

Arnold for the win. The one, the only Terminator.

 

[nobody]

Maybe Tarzan could control the Bat too!

Please. Batman would pull out some spray out of his utility belt that no sane man would carry around daily and win. He has more plot armor than Superman.

 

[Runwildboys]

Please. Batman would pull out some spray out of his utility belt that no sane man would carry around daily and win. He has more plot armor than Superman.

Nobody really believes that.

 

[DallasEast]

 

[Runwildboys]

Nobody really believes that.

Did you change your name just so it would read, "Nobody liked your post...?"