Why Can't We Be the Eagles?

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Watching the Eagles again last night, I came to the realization that this is a team with a great defense and a sub-par offense. Why can't we be the same?

Their best offensive player, outside of the oline, is Zach Ertz. He and Beasley have about the same level of production imo.

Their next best player is probably the RB combo of Sproles and Ajayi. Even combined they don't hold a candle to Zeke.

Agolohor is decent but nothing that we don't get from a Hurns or a Gallup or a Twill.

The rest of their receivers are trash.

Foles isn't nearly as good as Dak.

Yet they have a stud offensive line, just like us, that makes scoring points possible.

Now, their D so far is much superior to ours. However, I'm liking our chances to narrow the gap and to be a top 7 defense. If we can do that, then we have the same blueprint that won the SB last year. Except we have more dynamic offensive players. They got no one in the same league as Zeke.
 
"Why can't we be Eagles?"

Might as well just post a thread titled, "Why can't I be given a can of gasoline and a Zippo so that I can start myself on fire?"

Being an Eagle or starting myself on fire, humm............ I guess I'm gonna need some time here. This one is a tough one right here.
 
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Watching the Eagles again last night, I came to the realization that this is a team with a great defense and a sub-par offense. Why can't we be the same?

Their best offensive player, outside of the oline, is Zach Ertz. He and Beasley have about the same level of production imo.

Their next best player is probably the RB combo of Sproles and Ajayi. Even combined they don't hold a candle to Zeke.

Agolohor is decent but nothing that we don't get from a Hurns or a Gallup or a Twill.

The rest of their receivers are trash.

Foles isn't nearly as good as Dak.

Yet they have a stud offensive line, just like us, that makes scoring points possible.

Now, their D so far is much superior to ours. However, I'm liking our chances to narrow the gap and to be a top 7 defense. If we can do that, then we have the same blueprint that won the SB last year. Except we have more dynamic offensive players. They got no one in the same league as Zeke.

Because our fanbase doesn't consist of white trash violent unintelligent scum, and our city isn't the most disgusting place to live in North America. That's why we can't be the Eagles
 
Because our fanbase doesn't consist of white trash violent unintelligent scum, and our city isn't the most disgusting place to live in North America. That's why we can't be the Eagles
I wouldn't call the city the most disgusting, Camden is right across the river, Beaumont, Baltimore, Harrisburg PA is pretty nasty.
 
Watching the Eagles again last night, I came to the realization that this is a team with a great defense and a sub-par offense. Why can't we be the same?

Their best offensive player, outside of the oline, is Zach Ertz. He and Beasley have about the same level of production imo.

Their next best player is probably the RB combo of Sproles and Ajayi. Even combined they don't hold a candle to Zeke.

Agolohor is decent but nothing that we don't get from a Hurns or a Gallup or a Twill.

The rest of their receivers are trash.

Foles isn't nearly as good as Dak.

Yet they have a stud offensive line, just like us, that makes scoring points possible.

Now, their D so far is much superior to ours. However, I'm liking our chances to narrow the gap and to be a top 7 defense. If we can do that, then we have the same blueprint that won the SB last year. Except we have more dynamic offensive players. They got no one in the same league as Zeke.
Wait till they get Jeffries back
 
Watching the Eagles again last night, I came to the realization that this is a team with a great defense and a sub-par offense. Why can't we be the same?

Their best offensive player, outside of the oline, is Zach Ertz. He and Beasley have about the same level of production imo.

Their next best player is probably the RB combo of Sproles and Ajayi. Even combined they don't hold a candle to Zeke.

Agolohor is decent but nothing that we don't get from a Hurns or a Gallup or a Twill.

The rest of their receivers are trash.

Foles isn't nearly as good as Dak.

Yet they have a stud offensive line, just like us, that makes scoring points possible.

Now, their D so far is much superior to ours. However, I'm liking our chances to narrow the gap and to be a top 7 defense. If we can do that, then we have the same blueprint that won the SB last year. Except we have more dynamic offensive players. They got no one in the same league as Zeke.

Sure if you are looking at this team simply being led by Foles. But honestly, if they had to play a full season with Foles, they wouldn't win 11 games IMO. He's that erratic.
 
He is essentially saying the Cowboys can win the Super Bowl, like the Eagles did last year.
 
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