You know why I'm happy? Because I'm in this for the fun of it. I follow football religiously, but I'm carefree when our expectations are terrible. Why shouldn't I celebrate? We don't get a half-win for this because our defense played poorly, we get that *1* in the first column.
Why am I so happy? Because right now, we're undefeated. We're perfect. We are first in the division. We are first in the conference. We are first in the league. I don't have to be a stubborn naysayer to call myself a Cowboys fan, and I'm curious as to where and when you deemed yourself worthy to make such decisions. I'm happy because I cheer for the best team in the history of football, go ahead and try to tell me otherwise.