Why Is It? Thread to Post Why Things Happen (Karma)

[timb2]

*Why is it? When I look for something there is one thing always in the way ,like in a drawer a Phillips Screwdriver is in the way .but when you need a Phillips Screwdriver you can't find it then???


*Why is it? You finally secure that hot date with that beautiful chick you like,all of sudden you get some temporary repulsive deformity . All of sudden a day before the big date you get poison ivy all over .Your 40 years old and you break out in pimples on your face? You're haircut the day before and you get the Hair Stylist from Hell who butchers your hair.


*You have rehearsed this big job interview days before,but on that day everything goes wrong, traffic accident, you woke up late,you forget something,you're pant zipper decides to break...



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[timb2]

*You have a important piece of paper and you even have it on the refrigerator behind a magnet.When you grab it,it falls out and whiffs through the air and eventually slides under the refrigerator's crack at the bottom where you can't get to it.

*You have plenty of $1 dollar bills in your wallet,but when you need a soda at a soda machine ,you have that one dollar that looks it has been torn in a thousand p[ieces and taped back together or missing a corner, and the soda machine won't take it.


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[Reality]

Why is it that when you are in a store, one person always seems to be standing right where you need to quickly get something yet they are acting like they have no idea what they want and their life depends on them making the right choice?

 

[timb2]

Why is it I alway pick the grocery aisle and 2 people decide that are a Soviet Union Era ROADBLOCK and no one can pass bye them for the next hour.

 

[YosemiteSam]

*Why is it? When I look for something there is one thing always in the way ,like in a drawer a Phillips Screwdriver is in the way .but when you need a Phillips Screwdriver you can't find it then???

One of the following, Wife, Girlfriend, Kids.

*Why is it? You finally secure that hot date with that beautiful chick you like,all of sudden you get some temporary repulsive deformity . All of sudden a day before the big date you get poison ivy all over .Your 40 years old and you break out in pimples on your face? You're haircut the day before and you get the Hair Stylist from Hell who butchers your hair.

It's a self-esteem issue. When a big moment occurs, you become far more self-aware. When it doesn't. Stuff still happens, you are just far less self-aware because you aren't doing any healthy self-inspection before a big date.

*You have rehearsed this big job interview days before,but on that day everything goes wrong, traffic accident, you woke up late,you forget something,you're pant zipper decides to break...

I found relaxing makes the entire process much easier and you connect easier with the employer. If you know the job, then just let the questions come. Take them in stride. When you worry, you become less natural and you are less likely to have a good interview. If you aren't a fit for the job, don't interview for it. You're wasting your time and theirs. If you get hired, you will be fired or put in a position that you will not like.

If I catch someone lying on their resume, that is an immediate no go for me. I won't hire liars if I can help it. Apply for jobs you can do. If you want a job you can't do. Train for it and practice. Learn whatever you can. Then let the employer know this is what you want to do. Never lie about something you know nothing about. You will be exposed for what you are. A liar and your future at that company is doomed one way or another.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Why is it I alway pick the grocery aisle and 2 people decide that are a Soviet Union Era ROADBLOCK and no one can pass bye them for the next hour.

I avoid the grocery store. I just let me GF go for me!

 

[timb2]

Why is it, that new shirt you just bought that you like so much and the first thing you do is spill something on it like mustard and now has a permanent stain that will not go away.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Why is it, that new shirt you just bought that you like so much and the first thing you do is spill something on it like mustard and now has a permanent stain that will not go away.

I don't eat mustard or ketchup for that matter.

Though, buffalo sauce is an issue.

 

[GMO415]

Why is it; no matter the day or time, the freeway has traffic.....

 

[cml750]

Why is that when you need to get somewhere fast, you catch ever single red light between where you or and your destination yet when you are in no hurry they are mostly green?

Why is it the when you lose your cell phone somewhere in your house and you get a family member to call it to listen for the ring is one of the few times you forgot to take it off of silent for a movie, work meeting, etc...?

 

[DallasEast]

Why is it a co-worker sends you an email, requesting you do a specific task, but either does not include information related to the specifics of their request or provides you with information UNRELATED to what they are asking you to do?

It seems to happen every freaking day.

 

[Sammy]

*You have plenty of $1 dollar bills in your wallet,but when you need a soda at a soda machine ,you have that one dollar that looks it has been torn in a thousand p[ieces and taped back together or missing a corner, and the soda machine won't take it.
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The universe is protecting you from consuming too much sugar.

 

[Sammy]

*Why is it? When I look for something there is one thing always in the way ,like in a drawer a Phillips Screwdriver is in the way .but when you need a Phillips Screwdriver you can't find it then???

While previously looking for something else, you impatiently flung the phillips across the room. Then your cat played with it until it ended up in the graveyard under the refrigerator along with every pen you ever owned and several dozen milk jug rings.

 

[Them]

Why is it; no matter the day or time, the freeway has traffic.....

...On a related note...Why is it?...that no matter what time of day or night, and no matter what part of town I find myself in...even a deserted street...that if I get in my car and try to move forward-or backwards...there always some other vehicle that gets in my way?

 

[timb2]

Why is it, that I think it is a conspiracy that those people in those automated shopping carts at Walmart are conspiring just to annoy everyone else by getting in our way . I think they can walk perfectly fine and just do it to torment everyone???

 

[Corso]

The Universe is a river.
All flows are in the direction you're going, even when you think it's rough waters.
It just depends on the life of your raft and the grit of your will.

We all reap what we sow.

I do love to sow...

 

[Corso]

Why is it that when you are in a store, one person always seems to be standing right where you need to quickly get something yet they are acting like they have no idea what they want and their life depends on them making the right choice?

I was about to Like your post, but you don't need my affirmations.

 

[timb2]

Why is it, that these people with emotional support pets that they travel everywhere with, think I give a *@#% of how their little poochie is their child.NO IT'S A DOG!!! How did these people survive before this "Emotional Support Service Animal" became acceptable??

I know this to be a fact because Poochie and Mr. Fluffy right next to me while I am pounding on the keyboard to make this post agree with me.

 

[Reality]

I was about to Like your post, but you don't need my affirmations.

LIKE

 

[Corso]

LIKE

Jerk.
I feel manipulated!