Ya know, it's like choosing whether to get kicked in the balls or get kicked in the face, but I'd probably prefer Washington win the division as well.
Plus, I have a decent reason for that. I made a bet with an Eagles fan here at work on whether the Eagles or Cowboys would win the division. If the Eagles win it, I have to drive around with a massive Eagles decal on my car for a couple weeks. That is not something I really want any part of.
Of course, if it happens, I may just end up borrowing my wife's car a lot.