Lock your heels, and keep your own arse clean, hero. I'm way to far along to pay attention to sexual encounters and those are still legal in a state or two and in other countries. Know what a shot record is or the Services paying for brothels in the occupation of Japan?
I was a governmental employee for over 50 years, care to squeek up again, son. Unlike YOUR gestures, I still have your back. Our motto was leave no man behind. That is real world when rooting for YOUR chosen team. Three National Defense Ribbons here...now explain clearing a .50 cal. and did you brasso your drain cover for inspection. What about measurements of all folded items. Bounce a quarter? That implied the wrongs in the current 'commander in chief' now, who is illegal due to possessing a Federal Conviction. Even notice?
I'm not in service. My wife and I drink twice a year. Moonshine can be legally purchased. There is a wine derived similar drink.
I would prefer a chilled Don Padron with a salt shaker or in a martini.
I'm married with great grand children. Let's enjoy some football now. I may disagree but reasoned and for cause. Have a nice day now!