Woman Booted From Flight for Boarding With ‘Emotional Support’ Squirrel

[lukin2006]

Excerpt:
A woman was kicked off a plane in Orlando late Wednesday after she attempted to fly with an “emotional support” squirrel, according to a report from the New York Post. The Cleveland-bound woman reportedly indicated that she planned to fly with the varmint Tuesday night, but did not specify that the animal would be a squirrel. When she was asked to leave the plane, the Post notes, she refused, forcing Frontier Airlines to deplane other passengers before forcibly escorting her out.

full article: https://www.thedailybeast.com/woman-booted-from-flight-for-boarding-with-emotional-support-squirrel

 

[lukin2006]

Oh no! They found me out!!

 

[lukin2006]

I prefer an emotional support wolverine.

 

[lukin2006]

That's just nuts. That woman there was acting squirrely.

 

[lukin2006]

Pull!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

I will need emotional support mongooses. Mongeese? Just anything that kills snakes.

Haha, I actually don't have a pet snake, though I did used to take care of some at a local centre for animals when I was a kid. Very friendly those snakes were.

 

[Ranched]

That was YOUR squirrel?

I'm afraid so dear. I can NOT lie. The thing drives me nuts (no pun intended) at times. So we figured out a solution.

 

[Ranched]

I'm tired of all this needy crap...safe spaces and comfort animals...man the hell up people.

LOL. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

 

[Ranched]

Will they allow me to bring an "emotional support" ball python on it?

Can I bring you?

 

[Ranched]

 

[Reverend Conehead]

How stupid has flying become? It’s like Walmart now...you just know there’s a good chance a YouTube video is ready to get uploaded. I don’t fly....I hate it. You can’t get me around gen public people on a confined space,where I have no freedom or control. Swear if I’m rich...straight doing private jets.

For my last flight, I bought a first class ticket. It helped some. Was three times the normal price though.

 

[speedkilz88]

 

[Reverend Conehead]

LOL. That's hilarious.

 

[Xelda]

Haha, I actually don't have a pet snake, though I did used to take care of some at a local centre for animals when I was a kid. Very friendly those snakes were.

They weren't being friendly. They were checking you out to see what spices they could add to make you taste better.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

They weren't being friendly. They were checking you out to see what spices they could add to make you taste better.

Hahaha

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Can I bring you?

Sure

 

[CouchCoach]

I don't know what the hell's so funny. When I fly, I travel with a chicken for emotional support. I keep it in a bucket.

 

[Doomsday]

If she can get on with a squirrel, I should be allowed to bring my "emotional support" 6-pack

 

[Ranching]

I don’t want to live in a society that won’t allow us to bring rodents on planes

Rod Stewart used to take his gerbil everywhere! Lol

 

[catiii]

This snowflake can take her squirrel and shove it into a dark confined space.....................squirrels are NOT "service animals" in any shape or form. The airline had grounds to eject merely because the lady didn't tell support services in advance what sort of animal it was. You've got to make arrangement ahead of time. You can't just show up at the ticket counter. They will be required to contact the support medical desk for clearance which takes time.....I would've not given her a boarding pass or let her board if she already had one. She should have been stopped at the gate............I was a ticket agent for 18 years and this would never had passed muster and I meant business and was NOT intimidated by threats from morons.