Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.​

 

[Signals]

What a crappy deal she got.

 

[joseephuss]

She better hope her case is not full of holes.

 

[Signals]

She better hope her case is not full of holes.

No if's and's or butt's about it.

 

[Mavs Man]

Sounds like the hospital ripped her a new one.

 

[Dallas]

Wow.

Talk about being up SH## creek.

Must have had a SH## for brains doctor. Sad - Sad.


I didn't know a person could get a new anus. Marvelous.

 

[Bonecrusher#31]

What happened to her old "eye" ? ? ?

 

[Signals]

Sounds like the hospital ripped her a new one.

Yep. I wonder if that will effect the pull my finger game...

:gassy2:

 

[5Stars]

Sounds like the Doctors had their foot up their butts...!!

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Wow...I didn't even know you could get a 'new' anus. That is...well that is disturbing, honestly.

 

[Rack]

So I guess the doctor didn't bother assking any questions before he cut her up?

 

[Danny White]

Man, that stinks.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I wonder if her farts sound different now.:laugh2:

 

[Dallas]

I wonder if her farts sound different now.:laugh2:

:laugh1: :laugh2:

LMAO - OMG that is the funniest post I have read in a LONG time. Is she more of a bass now than a tenor? LOL

Dang you BrainPaint

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

:laugh1: :laugh2:

LMAO - OMG that is the funniest post I have read in a LONG time.

Dang you BrainPaint

Go from an old loose sphincter with a pffft sound to a new tight one and sounding like the leader of the butt trumpet brigade.

Probably would be quite the shocker the first time.:laugh2:

On a serious note. As bad as it is, at least they did not take the wrong leg.

There was a story, not sure if it was just an urban legend or not, that a guy went in to have a leg amputated and they amputated the wrong one and then had to go back and take the one they should have taken in the first place.

I tell people if I ever have to go to surgery I will take a black sharpie and write on the body part that needs to be operated on and something on the one that does not.

If it is an internal organ, like the stomach, I will just write a message on my fat gut.:laugh2:

 

[big dog cowboy]

I wonder if her farts sound different now.:laugh2:

:signmast:

 

[PosterChild]

I'm flushed at reading the comments on this thread.

 

[Rack]

I wonder if the other lady can sue to, or if she has no leg to stand on?



I guess she can always go to the other lady and kick her butt.

 

[silverbear]

Yep. I wonder if that will effect the pull my finger game...

:gassy2:

Now she can flatulate in stereo... I see it as a real advantage...

 

[Scotman]

I wonder if the other lady can sue to, or if she has no leg to stand on?



I guess she can always go to the other lady and kick her butt.

Sounds like she's going to get an arse and a leg out of them.