Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

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BrAinPaiNt;2003805 said:
I wonder if her farts sound different now.:laugh2:

If they do Mrs BP will be sending you in for one of those operations :laugh1:
 

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That doctor wouldn't know his a--hole from a hole in the ground.
 

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<Andrew "Dice" Clay voice> You're leg, you're arse, what's the difference? OH! <end Andrew "Dice" Clay voice>
 

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I thought this was going to be a thread about a woman that went to the hospital and came out married.



I kid, I kid! :D
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2003805 said:
I wonder if her farts sound different now.:laugh2:

I don't know but I bet they smell twice as bad.

:gassy1: :gassy1:
 

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Cajuncowboy;2005687 said:
I don't know but I bet they smell twice as bad.

:gassy1: :gassy1:

You never know, she might have had the insta-sanitizing flowery scented mist dispenser installed while she had the surgery.
 

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Rack;2005730 said:
You never know, she might have had the insta-sanitizing flowery scented mist dispenser installed while she had the surgery.

Well, it's a relatively inexpensive option... well worth the money, if you ask me...

Then again, my flatulence already smells like roses, so I wouldn't have to spend the extra money... :D
 
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