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joseephuss;2001446 said:
First I would take that million dollars and bet it on some games that I won't watch. Of course I would win and end up at least doubling it. Then I would break the bet by watching football again and return the original million. Then I would do two chicks at once. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Then, I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

Just don't let Peter manage your money. :laugh1:
 

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MichaelWinicki;2001474 said:
A mil and a Fuzzy Lumpkins hug and I'll consider it. :)


I knew it!!

I knew Fuzzy was AC/DC....little bugger.
 

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the kid 05;2001460 said:
a million dollars isn't as much as it sounds im shocked some say yes

You must be a billionaire, cause even a millionaire looks at a million dollars like a lot.

If you're going to blow it on beer and hookers it might not be a lot, if you are actually going to invest it, it's a ton.
 

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I'll take 5 mill. to ensure who ever takes this doesn't cheat.......... :)
 

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TheCount;2001495 said:
You must be a billionaire, cause even a millionaire looks at a million dollars like a lot.

If you're going to blow it on beer and hookers it might not be a lot, if you are actually going to invest it, it's a ton
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Mr. Spitzer, is that you?

:)
 

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TheCount;2001495 said:
You must be a billionaire, cause even a millionaire looks at a million dollars like a lot.

If you're going to blow it on beer and hookers it might not be a lot, if you are actually going to invest it, it's a ton.

i wish i was a billionaire i got 6xx dollars to my name. million dollars isn't what it was 5-10 years ago. i've met familys in my old neighborhood who had multi-millions (talk about feeling like garbage). If you played the million smart and invested in real estate and stocks you could easily fold that million into 2 or more mil.
 

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MichaelWinicki;2001534 said:
Ask Fuzzy about his hugs...


I dare you. :D


No...no thanks. No freaking way....!!


:confused: Fuzzy talks in circles and does not make sense...you have him!
 

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5Stars;2001472 said:
I would rather give up sex then stop watching NFL football (of course, you can give up sex just by getting married)!! :eek:

You have to have had it before you can give it up.

And yes...I'll take the million.
 

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It would take about 150 mil for me to give up the Cowboys and football up forever. 30 mil would be dropped on my Yatch as I toured around the world meeting hot women from foreign countries.......
 

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Call me crazy, but no amount of money would make me give up my Cowboys. I'm not rich by any stretch, but I'm comfortable and I feel positive about my finances/retirement situation. I guess I'll just have to work like regular folks. That's what I've been doing, so what the hell?
 

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After taxes it would only be what like 700k? I'll pass
 

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MichaelWinicki;2001533 said:
Yeah he would wouldn't he?

Sigh...

Longing for the good old days when we were all hated. :D
Buck up, he still hates you...and me...and everyone else.
 

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sacase;2001571 said:
It would take about 150 mil for me to give up the Cowboys and football up forever. 30 mil would be dropped on my Yatch as I toured around the world meeting hot women from foreign countries.......
I'd be your bodyguard and toss hooligans off the boat.
 

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No way. You would have to start somewhere in the billions before I would even take your call. And you would have to throw in superpowers.
 

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A little back story.

It was my wedding day back in 95. The wife was with her parents at the church a couple hours before. I was at my parents house while they were getting ready and my relatives were getting ready.

My Mom says...You better get ready we gotta get to the church here in a little bit. I had planned on being there early...only one problem. The first or second game of the preseason was on TV. I had missed football from the long offseason. I can not even remember if it was a cowboys game being played but I think it was. Gotta remember this is back in 95 and my memory is fuzzy.

I told my parents I will get ready when the half time starts as some of the starters were still playing.:laugh2:

So half time starts, I get my stuff on and we head out to the church.

Now I still had plenty of time before the wedding started but my wife's parents told me the wife was freaking out because she expected me there an hour earlier:laugh2:

I told her...hey when we first started dating I told you I was a football nut. She understood but with one of those looks like...you got to be kidding me.

Now with that back story in place.

Would I take the money?

I would have to, because as much as I love football, in the end I still have to look out for the wife and I. If I was well off financially it might be different. But family is more important than football no matter how important football is to me.
 
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