Reverend Conehead
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Post your favorite "yo mamma" joke in this thread. Keep it clean, please. Also, first a disclaimer:
Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, they're kind of old, cheap, and overused.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes camping their bears hide their food.
Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, they're kind of old, cheap, and overused.
I didn't write the disclaimer myself. I quoted it from some site named "Best Life" because I couldn't have said it better. And, finally, my favorite yo mamma joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes camping their bears hide their food.