You know you're a Cowboys fan when...

[Doomsday101]

When Thanksgiving, not Christmas, is the most important holiday of every year.

When Thanksgiving is spent at the Cowboys football game every single year. I can't even remember what it was like staying home for Thanksgiving.

 

[THUMPER]

When Thanksgiving is spent at the Cowboys football game every single year. I can't even remember what it was like staying home for Thanksgiving.

I am jealous!

 

[Boom]

When you refuse to purchase anything containing a team color of other NFC East rivals.

 

[Doomsday101]

I am jealous!

My mom did not like the notion that we would be sitting there watching the game while she cooked and cleaned her solution was we will go to a nice hotel have dinner and watch the game together at the stadium being doing it since 1967

 

[Hostile]

When you refuse to purchase anything containing a team color of other NFC East rivals.

When one reason why you hate a college team (ASU) is their colors are too close to one of the NFC East Rivals.

 

[Doomsday101]

When one reason why you hate a college team (ASU) is their colors are too close to one of the NFC East Rivals.

Ah the secret is out. That is why you don't like ASU. :laugh2:

 

[dallasfaniac]

When you get a transfusion, you're not A+ or O+, you're Ag.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

When you're asked by a Texas DPS officer to remove the Dallas Cowboys license plate cover (illegal in Texas) from your back bumper, and you wait for smokey to drive away before moving it to your front bumper.

 

[Doomsday101]

When you're asked by a Texas DPS officer to remove the Dallas Cowboys license plate cover (illegal in Texas) from your back bumper, and you wait for smokey to drive away before moving it to your front bumper.

I have to cut DPS a little slack. I was pulled over doing 85 between Houston and Dallas and when the DPS officer asked me where I was going in such a hurry I told him the Cowboys football game and let me off with just a warning then said go Cowboys before he got back in his patrol car.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

I have to cut DPS a little slack. I was pulled over doing 85 between Houston and Dallas and when the DPS officer asked me where I was going in such a hurry I told him the Cowboys football game and let me off with just a warning then said go Cowboys before he got back in his patrol car.

Oh yeah, I've got nothing but respect for the guys. They do a tough and dangerous job every day. This guy was cool enough to offer me a ticket, or a chance to remove it. I chose removal, then put it on the front later that day. I figure it will be tougher for them to see on the front.

 

[Doomsday101]

Oh yeah, I've got nothing but respect for the guys. They do a tough and dangerous job every day. This guy was cool enough to offer me a ticket, or a chance to remove it. I chose removal, then put it on the front later that day. I figure it will be tougher for them to see on the front.

Heck I don't even have front plate on my car and it is 9 years old. :laugh2:

 

[billknows]

when you fake being sick just before a lavish Thanksgiving dinner ,to go downstairs to watch the Cowboys on the bigscreen and a bag of doritos. true story

 

[77Cowboy]

You know you're a Cowboys fan when you work @ a deli and your regulars call you "Dallas".

You know you're a Cowboys fan when you don't quit smoking just so you can have justification to carry around your Cowboys zippo.

This is hilarious, at the bar I go to they call me and a few others by their football team, I am Dallas, I hang with Cleveland and Steelers. Everyone else is a Seahawk fan.

 

[bouttime]

You know your'e a Cowboy Fan when...

The first time you meet your future wife, who is from NYC, and tell her,

"You probably won't like me very much between the months of August and if all goes well to February, because..."

 

[Longboysfan]

You think this :trophy: is just about the funniest thing ever.

That goes without saying and ends every Cowboy - Eagle argument.

 

[HoosierCowboy]

you walk in enemy territory proudly sporting the blue and silver and believe we will win the SB every year until mathematically eliminated because we deserve to win every SB

 

[tomson75]

When you actually enjoy saying you're a Cowboys fan at a little higher volume than normal at a DC or Philly bar just to watch everyone around you shake their heads in disgust.

 

[big dog cowboy]

When you wear Cowboy gear every day during the '89 season.

Yes I did.

 

[L-O-Jete]

When you wear Cowboy gear every day during the '89 season.

Yes I did.

Every day? or every game day?
YKYCF... When your family leaves you alone in the room during cowboys games (eventhough they too are fans) because you turn into a rabid dog.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

When your scare your wife and family by showing up to the church later than expected on your wedding day (even though you still make it on time) because the boys are playing their first preseason game of the year.



When your living room sounds like a one man tourettes convention during a game and the dogs go running for cover.