You know you're at a dive bar when...

[JoeyBoy718]

the bartender has to Google everything you order.

Your turn.

 

[DFWJC]

So who was the chick you were ordering for?

 

[JoeyBoy718]

The youngest girl there is older than your mom.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

So who was the chick you were ordering for?

Haha I got a martini. She didn't know what other than gin went in it.

 

[BigStar]

 

[CF74]

When everybody knows your name..

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

They have dirt floors...no, not making that one up.

 

[WoodysGirl]

It's B.Y.O.B

 

[joseephuss]

... a drink doesn't cost $20.

 

[CashMan]

the bartender has to Google everything you order.

Your turn.

Someone who fetches beers, is not a bartender.

 

[viman96]

When the women are missing teeth. And no I'm not making that up.

 

[WV Cowboy]

LOL, .. wow, .. a lot of bad memories here. Distant distant memories, .. but bad none the less.

Glad to be out of that world.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It's B.Y.O.B

haha been to a few of those in the dry parishes of Louisiana.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

The place I go has not one bar stool that matches in the entire place. Oh, and they have a screen door.

 

[WoodysGirl]

haha been to a few of those in the dry parishes of Louisiana.

Ha! There are still BYOBs if you know where to look. Probably won't catch me in any of those places nowadays. Security is a little light if you know what I mean. lol

 

[Nova]

The clouds of cigarette smoke reduce visibility to 2 1/2 feet.

"Did the 8 ball go in, or did I scratch? Who won?"

 

[trickblue]

Brainpaint is there...

 

[joseephuss]

Brainpaint is there...

They don't wifi

 

[HeavyBarrel]

When two Girl scouts start fighting one another.......
You see a girl so good looking you have to ask the guy next to you to pinch you so that you know you're not dreaming.....
A guy can get stabbed in the back while dancing with said good looking girl and no one notices.....Allowing you to make your move on her, "Staying Alive" and fancy footwork to follow......

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Ha! There are still BYOBs if you know where to look. Probably won't catch me in any of those places nowadays. Security is a little light if you know what I mean. lol

You don't need to look much further then Virginia. They still have that. You bring your own beverage and they sell you the glasses to use for X.