You May Never Look at Performance Enhancing Drugs the Same

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I think you officially crossed the line, but this is shaping up like an Austin Powers' scene.

Yes Frau, on the whole, Preparation H feels good.
 

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Anytime you have stiff competition, there are going to be guys that go to great lengths to get the upper hand on their opponent. If you're not heads up, you'll get the shaft. Size matters.

It's a hard game of bone-crunching hits. Dick Butkus would love it.
 

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Chief;2113608 said:
Anytime you have stiff competition, there are going to be guys that go to great lengths to get the upper hand on their opponent. If you're not heads up, you'll get the shaft. Size matters.

It's a hard game of bone-crunching hits. Dick Butkus would love it.

Oh, I see what you did there. I think the Chiefs Assistant Head/Quarterbacks Coach would love it too.
 

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dallasfaniac;2113616 said:
Oh, I see what you did there. I think the Chiefs Assistant Head/Quarterbacks Coach would love it too.

I must admit, Chief's post aroused my interest

btw, who was your favorite American Pie character? mine was Stiffler
 

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I'd rather pick up Levitra so I could throw a football through a tire.
 

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I think Peter King should write an article about this.
 

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dallasfaniac;2113616 said:
Oh, I see what you did there. I think the Chiefs Assistant Head/Quarterbacks Coach would love it too.

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I defy the thread gods, this thread shall not die, I could do 30 minutes on this article alone.
 

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wasn't a cow oach aught we performance enhancing drugs and said it was becuase of erictile dysfunction.... wonder if he said that since it was in his mind since viagra is used as a performance enhancing drug too

intresting
 

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I haven't heard of the drug being used for performance enhancement. Medically one of the other uses is for pulmonary hypertension which is elevation of blood pressure in the lungs. I don't know how much benefit a football player would get from improved lung circulation as this is usually not even a minor limitation in anaerobic performance.
 

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I always thought it was funny that Rafael Palmeiro was so adamantly against performance enhancing drugs when he was the spokesman for Viagra.

Thats the ultimate performance enhancer.
 

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Bob Sacamano;2113806 said:
gonna go watch Spanktravision and see some Little Rascals and Spanky, he's my favorite


I tried so friggin hard to work in the spanky reference, so much potential there, I just couldn't make it sound right in my head.

tommy boy is a very funny movie and one of the reasons I respect and miss chris farley. Make them laugh and all their troubles will leave them. Farley was a great ****ing comic.
 
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