Your favorite quote

[Cowboy Brian]

Everyone has one, what is yours?

Mine "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - Albert Einstein

 

[Section446]

"Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it." ~Luke Salisbury

 

[Tabascocat]

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
—John Wilmot

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
—Norm Crosby

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
—Scott Adams

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
- Phyllis Diller

 

[jobberone]

The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.-J B S Haldane

 

[Jammer]

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

 

[zrinkill]

A true intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

 

[jobberone]

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

That's much too deep for that little brain on the X-ray in your avatar Jammer. You must be using the Force.

 

[Vtwin]

"How 'bout them Cowboys" Jimmy Johnson.

 

[big dog cowboy]

"How 'bout them Cowboys" Jimmy Johnson.

Since someone took mine I'll go with....

"Go ahead, make my day!"

 

[Staggerlee]

"You know, if I could lock that down I'd be OK with getting the herp."- My old roommate

 

[Rackat]

"I'm not telling you it is going to be easy, I am telling you it is going to be worth it."

 

[Future]

"Goose ya big stud...take me to bed or lose me forever"

 

[trickblue]

When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government

- Thomas Jefferson

 

[Khartun]

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.

Gilda Radner

 

[Denim Chicken]

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

--Jesus

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

From the Motion Picture Operation Petticoat - "When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game."

LCDR Matt Sherman - Carey Grant

and

On RB Earl Campbell's inability to finish a 1-mile run "When it's 1st and a mile, I won't give it to him."

The Late Great Bum Phillips

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way through.

Edward Abbey

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way through.

Edward Abbey

Also like:

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Winston Churchill

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

"Which thing? .... The first thing or the second ting"

 

[buddieluver]

dad gave me this 5th birthday he said child hood is over the moment you know your gonna die