Your Last Meal...

Tusan_Homichi

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CliffnMesquite;3410496 said:
Double Whataburger with cheese, large order of onion rings and a diet Coke.

Man, I think I'd be right there with you. I'd go for a normal Coke though. :D
 

TwoCentPlain

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Fatty Tuna (Toro) sushi
Kobe Beef
Triple cream brie cheese and Gouda
Thin pizza with Parma ham and arugula
Renkon Kimpira (sliced Lotus root cooked in soy & sesame oil)
Japanese white peach (short season, only available in July-Aug)
Belgian truffles
Haagen Dazs green tea ice cream
Latte Macchiato
Kettle chips with Heluva Good dip for a little late night snack

All while listening to Beatles music. Afterwards, I leaf through my book of every Van Gogh painting to view for one last time. Take one last, long look at my beautiful wife's picture and put myfavorite song (Whiskey in the Jar by Tin Lizzy) on repeat. And then while I'm dreaming about playing football for the Dallas Cowboys, I fade into whatever is next.
 

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Doomsday101;3410062 said:
All you can eat buffett style dinner. :laugh2:

We gonna be here a while boys. :laugh2:

I'll start with the salad. I want blue cheese.

"All we have is Ranch sir."

I'll wait.
 

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It would be a meal made by my wife or mother of meatloaf, red beans, cornbread, mashed potatoes, plain old hamburger patties, and mac and cheese.

Now, seeing that I'd know I'd be on death row, I'd have already pre-worked out a deal with the family to make sure they put some sort of poison in the food that would kill me within an hour of eating it in a painless way. I'd just simply lay down after eating, go to sleep, and never wake up.


That's how I'd go about it. Of course I dont even know if there are any poisons they could sneak into some food like that for me but I'd sure be making sure this was the way to go, with those foods, if there was.
 

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BraveHeartFan;3410889 said:
It would be a meal made by my wife or mother of meatloaf, red beans, cornbread, mashed potatoes, plain old hamburger patties, and mac and cheese.

Now, seeing that I'd know I'd be on death row, I'd have already pre-worked out a deal with the family to make sure they put some sort of poison in the food that would kill me within an hour of eating it in a painless way. I'd just simply lay down after eating, go to sleep, and never wake up.


That's how I'd go about it. Of course I dont even know if there are any poisons they could sneak into some food like that for me but I'd sure be making sure this was the way to go, with those foods, if there was.

The poison idea is a good one. I'd go for that, too. :D
 

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Ozzu;3410893 said:
The poison idea is a good one. I'd go for that, too. :D

You understand your family would be investigated, arrested and tried for murder. I wonder what they would like?

;)
 

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I would ask for chinese food from china
Japanese food from japan
and Jamacian food from Virginia Beach
 

WarC

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I'd order up a bunch of food and have it sent out to the boys on death row. I doubt i'd feel like eating a big meal.
 

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Doomsday101;3410373 said:
No kidding what is the point of being a lesbian? :laugh2:

to be fair i can see the attraction a hell of a lot more than why most women like us
 

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I would want it cooked by my mom and my granny. It would be my mom's chicken-fried steak. mashed potatoes and gravy, my granny's fried okra and black-eyed peas, my mom's chocolate pie, and my granny's peach cobbler.
 

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vta;3410087 said:
A dessert called Coup Denmark

Lets be real here. "Coup Denmark" is just a way for a restaurant to charge $9.95 for an Ice Cream Sundae.
 

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Faerluna;3410321 said:
I'm really not big on lobster. I'd prefer crab or shrimp as far as shellfish goes.

Plus, I used to work at a Ruth's Chris up in Westchester County and had to dig lobsters out of the tank and walk them to their demise. I made the cooks wait to put them in the pot until after I had turned away.

Like crabs and shrimp aren't alive when they take plunge?
 

Faerluna

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DallasCowpoke;3411888 said:
Like crabs and shrimp aren't alive when they take plunge?

I didn't have to pick them out of a tank and walk them back to the kitchen. :p
 

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I'll represent for the East Indian community here:

Vegetable pakora
Lamb Roganjosh
Lamb Biryani
Garlic naan
Chana masala
Kingfisher beer
Keer (indian sytle rice pudding)
 

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DallasCowpoke;3411886 said:
Lets be real here. "Coup Denmark" is just a way for a restaurant to charge $9.95 for an Ice Cream Sundae.

:laugh2:

It's $8.50 and it's not ice cream.
-V
 

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Starter: Calamari with Cajun seasoning (from Fleming's)

Soup: Lobster bisque (from La Griglia)

Entree: “Cote de Boeuf” 22oz. bone-in ribeye steak (from Bob's Steak & Chop House)

Side: Yukon gold French potato puree (from Brennan's)

Dessert: Chocolate souffle (from Fleming's)

Edit: To drink...'82 Leoville Poyferre
 

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Appetizer: A TON of Shrimp, A TON, I can eat hundreds.

Meal: Big porterhouse steak seasoned with peppercorn.

Side: Baked potatoes, grilled asparagus, and mixed veggies.

Dessert: Fried Ice Cream
 
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