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Acho—Kinda like the evil, vain version of Kevin Hart. Strange hair like Odell Beckham, impossibly perfect teeth, undersized suit jacket to look buff, and a real Dallas hater. Fawned over KC after a string of victories over crap teams, saying “a win is a win”. After Dallas destroyed Washington by 5 touchdowns he said, “I’m not gonna applaud a fish for swimming because that’s what they’re supposed to do.”
Nick Wright—I call him Birdman. He looks like a guy who was victimized in high school gym, and he’s now getting his revenge. His arrogant bias for his beloved Chiefs should be outlawed. During their most dominant period, he strutted so much you wanted to punch him. When he makes a point, he gets louder and more snarky with each word.
Cowherd—While he makes some reasonable points, he flip flops more than some of those NBA guys chumming for fouls. Highly educated, and he knows it, the kind of guy who knows everything without ever having played the game. He fawns over his sidekick, that chubby little hip hop queen Joy Whatshername, who fancies herself as some highly respected sport’s guru. Ego, delusion.
Shannon Sharpe—The originator of the undersized sport jacket to make himself look buff. One of the biggest Dallas Haters you’ll ever see, he campaigned heavily for Dak’s big contract—not because he thought he deserved anything, but because it would cripple Dallas cap wise. You’ll know him by an evil grin, filled with those giant horse teeth, screaming “I tol’ you, Skip, I tol’ you!”
Skip Bayless—A sniveling little fake Cowboy fan, who would sell out whomever. Got tossed off the Dallas beat and wrote a “tell all” book with smear tactics, sensationalism and outright lies. Like Cowherd, he flip flops, and his smarmy takes have people constantly saying “really?”
Steven A. Smith—The ultimate Dallas Hater, he looks like the elf from Bad Santa, doing a Jesse Jackson impersonation. He’s kinda like a big cartoon character, with his screamin’ and spittin’ and sputterin’, eyes bulging, a real hard case. I get the feeling he’ll publicly degrade Jerry Jones, but privately chuckle with him about it over drinks.
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Nick Wright—I call him Birdman. He looks like a guy who was victimized in high school gym, and he’s now getting his revenge. His arrogant bias for his beloved Chiefs should be outlawed. During their most dominant period, he strutted so much you wanted to punch him. When he makes a point, he gets louder and more snarky with each word.
Cowherd—While he makes some reasonable points, he flip flops more than some of those NBA guys chumming for fouls. Highly educated, and he knows it, the kind of guy who knows everything without ever having played the game. He fawns over his sidekick, that chubby little hip hop queen Joy Whatshername, who fancies herself as some highly respected sport’s guru. Ego, delusion.
Shannon Sharpe—The originator of the undersized sport jacket to make himself look buff. One of the biggest Dallas Haters you’ll ever see, he campaigned heavily for Dak’s big contract—not because he thought he deserved anything, but because it would cripple Dallas cap wise. You’ll know him by an evil grin, filled with those giant horse teeth, screaming “I tol’ you, Skip, I tol’ you!”
Skip Bayless—A sniveling little fake Cowboy fan, who would sell out whomever. Got tossed off the Dallas beat and wrote a “tell all” book with smear tactics, sensationalism and outright lies. Like Cowherd, he flip flops, and his smarmy takes have people constantly saying “really?”
Steven A. Smith—The ultimate Dallas Hater, he looks like the elf from Bad Santa, doing a Jesse Jackson impersonation. He’s kinda like a big cartoon character, with his screamin’ and spittin’ and sputterin’, eyes bulging, a real hard case. I get the feeling he’ll publicly degrade Jerry Jones, but privately chuckle with him about it over drinks.
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