Zeke Accumulating Mass

aikemirv

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Discuss please.

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Discuss - that is the epitomy of fake news!
 

CoachD

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Zeke needs to get that Greek God look back because he's not nearly as effective when he's pudgy like he's been the last couple of years and don't give me this he was in the pro bowl last year crap either because he had a sub-par year compared to when he was a rookie, i.e. look at all the 30 plus runs he had as a rookie compared to last year, what did he have all of one maybe two??
 

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One year ago.

And?

The photo in the original post was from two years ago. This was the shape Elliott was in in April 2019 and the shape he appeared to be in during last season.

I guess if it doesn't fit the agenda throw it out?
 

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And?

The photo in the original post was from two years ago. This was the shape Elliott was in in April 2019 and the shape he appeared to be in during last season.

I guess if it doesn't fit the agenda throw it out?

Fatty fat fat.
 

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Thanks a lot Jerry for throwing away so much money on a fat RB!

FEED ME!!!! $15+ million per year longterm contract. Yeah, we see the result.

Yet, Dak keeps getting in better shape and playing better every year, but Jerry doesn't want to pay him?
He’s tried to pay him. Dak shouldn’t be highest paid in NFL!
 

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Thanks a lot Jerry for throwing away so much money on a fat RB!

FEED ME!!!! $15+ million per year longterm contract. Yeah, we see the result.

Yet, Dak keeps getting in better shape and playing better every year, but Jerry doesn't want to pay him?
:muttley:
 

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Discuss please.

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What I like about this post is the title.

You make it sound like Zeke is acquiring assets in a Far Eastern Stock Exchange.

:laugh:

Hysterical.

No really..read the title real fast and what do you see?

Besides me rolling on the floor doubled up laughing pounding the floor?
 

CIWhitefish

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Hey boss how about using a 2020 pic instead of a 2017 cherry picked one to prove your point? That would be cool.
 

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fighting a migraine can't read the whole thread...when is this pic from? LOL
 

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We can all take turns defending or criticizing Zeke, the fact remains he has lost his long speed.

The weight may have helped absorb the pounding he has taken, but Id love to see him recommit to finding the missing gear.

This offense is filthy diverse now. Zeke doesn't need as many touches.
 

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Seriously, did you ever see other players in the off season before they started getting in playing shape? Back in the day, they all used training camp to get in shape and it was nothing for OL to show up 30-35lbs over target weight.

I think Elliott puts on the party weight but as long as he's ready to go when it gets real, that's cool. Now talk about your lard butts, Romo used to look like a pear with that fat butt he was sporting. Let him go 5 days without shaving and he looked like Orson Wells.
 
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