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I've been doing my research and have figured out who caused this coronavirus thing. It was a guy named Eddie. He was working on a love potion in a Wuhan lab after he got bummed out that his girlfriend dumped him for a Kung F.u. martial artist/B movie actor. He was trying to modify a virus to infect her and make her body release loads of feelgood endorphins whenever she saw him, but he screwed up and created the coronavirus. Then he was so stupid that he accidentally released it.

So I'm going back in time to stop him. I figure maybe if I help him find a girlfriend, he'll get over this chick and stop screwing around with dangerous genetic engineering. 2020 has really sucked so far. Wish me luck. Gonna try to fix it. I'll let you know how it went when I get back. Hopefully I'll come back to a pandemic free present where people holler at each other over trivial stuff instead of being scared by a bug that could kill them. Wish me luck.
 
I thought it was Kato ticked off that Batman got all the props? Also next wave is those MONSTER HORNETS so you know Green Hornet is in on it.
 
was this the plot from one of those John Cusak 80's movies?
 
Reverend Conehead said:
I've been doing my research and have figured out who caused this coronavirus thing. It was a guy named Eddie. He was working on a love potion in a Wuhan lab after he got bummed out that his girlfriend dumped him for a Kung F.u. martial artist/B movie actor. He was trying to modify a virus to infect her and make her body release loads of feelgood endorphins whenever she saw him, but he screwed up and created the coronavirus. Then he was so stupid that he accidentally released it.

So I'm going back in time to stop him. I figure maybe if I help him find a girlfriend, he'll get over this chick and stop screwing around with dangerous genetic engineering. 2020 has really sucked so far. Wish me luck. Gonna try to fix it. I'll let you know how it went when I get back. Hopefully I'll come back to a pandemic free present where people holler at each other over trivial stuff instead of being scared by a bug that could kill them. Wish me luck.
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If you go back in time whatever you do don't wear a wig, fake handlebar mustache, and a Hawaiian shirt to an airport.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
I've been doing my research and have figured out who caused this coronavirus thing. It was a guy named Eddie. He was working on a love potion in a Wuhan lab after he got bummed out that his girlfriend dumped him for a Kung F.u. martial artist/B movie actor. He was trying to modify a virus to infect her and make her body release loads of feelgood endorphins whenever she saw him, but he screwed up and created the coronavirus. Then he was so stupid that he accidentally released it.

So I'm going back in time to stop him. I figure maybe if I help him find a girlfriend, he'll get over this chick and stop screwing around with dangerous genetic engineering. 2020 has really sucked so far. Wish me luck. Gonna try to fix it. I'll let you know how it went when I get back. Hopefully I'll come back to a pandemic free present where people holler at each other over trivial stuff instead of being scared by a bug that could kill them. Wish me luck.
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I'm from the future and I can tell you that your mission fails. The U.S., Canada, New Zealand, Australia, and the U.K. all stop trading with China. China and North Korea declare war on the U.S. and its allies. But they were quickly defeated because Russia sides with the U.S.

But things fall apart one year later when Russia becomes a target of Middle Eastern terrorist from Saudi Arabia. During the conflict with China the U.S. pulled its military resources out of Israel and Russia moved in on the U.S.'s absence. Angering the Saudi's, a vital U.S. ally in the region. Now the U.S. and Russia are fighting proxy wars in multiple countries, including Isreal, Syria, China, India, and Sri Lanka. So we are edging closer and closer to World War Three every day. Especially with the reports just surfacing that Russia has been secretly sending military supplies to main land China. While the U.S. is supplying a newly freed Hong kong.
 
Oz-of-Cowboy-Country said:
I'm from the future and I can tell you that your mission fails. The U.S., Canada, New Zealand, Australia, and the U.K. all stop trading with China. China and North Korea declare war on the U.S. and its allies. But they were quickly defeated because Russia sides with the U.S.

But things fall apart one year later when Russia becomes a target of Middle Eastern terrorist from Saudi Arabia. During the conflict with China the U.S. pulled its military resources out of Israel and Russia moved in on the U.S.'s absence. Angering the Saudi's, a vital U.S. ally in the region. Now the U.S. and Russia are fighting proxy wars in multiple countries, including Isreal, Syria, China, India, and Sri Lanka. So we are edging closer and closer to World War Three every day. Especially with the reports just surfacing that Russia has been secretly sending military supplies to main land China. While the U.S. is supplying a newly freed Hong kong.
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That sounds challenging, but I'm sure I can handle it. Now, here's the burning question. If you're from the future, I hope you can answer it. Will my daughter keep dating all these creepy stoner losers?
 
Reverend Conehead said:
That sounds challenging, but I'm sure I can handle it. Now, here's the burning question. If you're from the future, I hope you can answer it. Will my daughter keep dating all these creepy stoner losers?
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She'll get her stuff together, but I'm afraid to tell you what causes her to get her stuff together. All I can say is...she'll live happily ever after with new life.
 
speedkilz88 said:
First learn to speak Mandarin.
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...lol...Exactly, I hope you can speak Chinese....and that New England accent may be a problem! ...
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