Oh, happy, joy, joy. The Cowboys are 4-9 and at the bottom of the NFC East - the worst division in the league. But we're giving it the ole college try, even if we are professionals.
Gee willakerr! Our boys are trying so hard. Let's applaud them for their effort.
Rah, rah, sis coom bah! See Zeke run to the Salvation Army kettle and donate himself. He almost made it in the bucket. His leaping skills are improving.
Yippe Kie Yay! Yippe Kie Yo! Andy Dalton threw the prettiest interception a backup has ever thrown.
Oh shucks a rooie! We have the best owner money can buy.
Wax on! Wax off! Look at the defense almost make a sack after 10 seconds.
Ruh Roh! Another ball bounces off a defensive backs' hands. At least they were able to put their hands on the ball.
Blowing kisses, sunshine and flowers to all the wonderful Cowboys fans in Cowboyzone. We are so proud of our Boyz for another sub-par year and a string of futility that stretches 24 years and counting. Thank you for giving us such hope that the future will be bright under the reign of Jerry Jones and his capable son, Stephen Jones. Let's give them a
for their hard work and dedication.