Dandy Don / Ranching Appreciation Thread

[ESisback]

Still a big "NO" on the naked bake sales and car washes!

Depends on how you staff it!

 

[ESisback]

That's the only place we allow PJG royalty.

Royals! The biggest Jackers of all!

 

[Londonboy]

That's the only place we allow PJG royalty.

It's DD & Big R's appreciation thread and yet I'm feeling special.
Bless Y'all.

 

[ESisback]

It's DD & Big R's appreciation thread and yet I'm feeling special.
Bless Y'all.

“Well liked” or “popular” or “admired”. Feeling “special” connotes handicaps. Or is just plain creepy...

Trust me, I’m an expert on “creepy”!

 

[ESisback]

“Well liked” or “popular” or “admired”. Feeling “special” connotes handicaps. Or is just plain creepy...

Trust me, I’m an expert on “creepy”!

Of course, my alternative phrases can ALL come off as creepy. Depends on how it’s said, AND who says it...

 

[Cowpolk]

When you partake, hide. That will recover that necessary feeling that you're getting away with something.

Sometimes I hide and there's no one looking for me.

What happens when they do not find you?

 

[Runwildboys]

What happens when they do not find you?

You end up in the closet, looking like @DeathMonkey .

 

[ESisback]

You end up in the closet, looking like @DeathMonkey .

How do YOU know what DM looks like in the closet?

 

[Cowpolk]

How do YOU know what DM looks like in the closet?

Hidden cameras

 

[nobody]

How do YOU know what DM looks like in the closet?

a game of Seven minutes in heaven. He smells like stale cheetos.


@Runwildboys

 

[ESisback]

Hidden cameras

The installation of closet cameras is a growth industry!

 

[ESisback]

a game of Seven minutes in heaven. He smells like stale cheetos.


@Runwildboys

That was a good one! Spit coffee!

 

[Runwildboys]

a game of Seven minutes in heaven. He smells like stale cheetos.


@Runwildboys

But you ate.......Never mind.

 

[ESisback]

a game of Seven minutes in heaven. He smells like stale

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Johnny Walker Blue and Hookers, too!

 

[Runwildboys]

Johnny Walker Blue and Hookers, too!

Like I could afford either!...Who do you think I am, Dandy Don or Ranching??

 

[Cowpolk]

Like I could afford either!...Who do you think I am, Dandy Don or Ranching??

I met my wife at Dandy Don's Lets see if any old timers remember that place!

 

[CouchCoach]

What happens when they do not find you?

They look for someone else. I left a detailed description for them.

 

[Cowpolk]

They look for someone else. I left a detailed description for them.

Why were they in my front yard this morning

 

[ESisback]

Why were they in my front yard this morning

Wasn’t that Bigfoot?

 

[Cowpolk]

Wasn’t that Bigfoot?

Nah he sleeps in the storage shed with Bubba and the bobtail cat