Twitter: Jerry Jones: Smith and Diggs will both be ready to go Sunday

[J12B]

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Doctor Jones

 

[DeaconMoss]

Doctor Jones

He's the one they call Dr Feelgood.

 

[Rack]

I really wish he'd just shut the hell up and let the coaches answer those questions.

 

[ItzKelz]

Until I see them on the field I'll just keep doing what I have been doing the last couple of days......

 

[VaqueroTD]

Jerry made a phone call down to the field and promised some of them "real sweet mamas" from his luxury box for both of them if they would play.

He then told them if they refused to play, they know what happens to overpaid stars when Jerry runs the show, and they could go freeze their %*#$# off with Jaylon in Green Bay.

 

[bonafidebanter]

As long as I get some glory hole, I'm good.

 

[MichiganCowboyFan]

Doctor Jones

He took my trousers off.

Told me to cough.

Doctor said there ain't nothin' to discuss

He said that anyday now, I might have to wear a truss, yeah

Living with a her-ni-a.

 

[HungryLion]

Jerry Jones: Owner, GM, head coach and head trainer.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

I really wish he'd just shut the hell up and let the coaches answer those questions.

Why? I find that Jerry tells it like it is and the coaches tend to bullcrap and lie and hide the truth.

Jerry is a believer in positive thinking.

I believe these two will play.

Anyway, let the coaches say one thing and Jerry another. Let the opposing team try to figure out which is true.

 

[BermyStar]

I really wish he'd just shut the hell up and let the coaches answer those questions.

MM about an hour before basically said they'd be questionable. Then this buffoon comes with something entirely different almost immediately. Makes us look silly and undermines the people he pays to do their jobs.

 

[Risen Star]

Thanks, coach!

 

[Fizziksman]

lol Coach Jones.

 

[Risen Star]

Btw, Jerry just turned 79 the other day.

Not that I keep track of that or anything.

 

[KJJ]

Good old Dr. Jerry!

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

Cue up the Superbowl talk.

 

[Rayman70]

coach Jerrah

 

[DallasInDC]

Why? I find that Jerry tells it like it is and the coaches tend to bullcrap and lie and hide the truth.

Jerry is a believer in positive thinking.

I believe these two will play.

Anyway, let the coaches say one thing and Jerry another. Let the opposing team try to figure out which is true.

Not sure who they are trying to confuse... Pretty sure NE has already completed their game plan... Not like Belichick is waiting to hear our injury report to figure out how they are going to play us.

 

[CapnB]

Yall leave Uncle Jer..... i mean, Jerry alone,