At last report, Micah the Mouth was dissing Detroit

[GimmeTheBall!]

Couldn't we have a Forum specifically devoted to Micah the Mouth?

Blimey! This coming season I predict he will be intolerable.
The lad will be intolerable with his musings about his beloved Eagles and how he could help Filthy.
Time will prove me right because The Mouth was born in Pa., he was reared in tha state and he "attended" State Penn.

We need a forum devoted to Micah the Mouth's musings!

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

What did he say about Detroit?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What did he say about Detroit?

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/2023...micah-parsons-takes-weird-random-shot-detroit

 

[Nav22]

Good. Who cares?

The Lions haven't won a playoff game since 1991.

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls and 15 playoff games since 1991.

Oh, and the city of Detroit is a toilet.

 

[Vinnie2u]

He's right tho.. Work took me to Detroit not too long ago.. Went to a baseball game. The ride to the stadium reminded me of driving through a 3rd world country when I was in the Military..

 

[Jipper]

I lived in Baltimore for a decade.

Their unofficial motto was "Baltimore, still not as bad as Detroit."

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Good. Who cares?

The Lions haven't won a playoff game since 1991.

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls and 15 playoff games since 1991.

Oh, and the city of Detroit is a toilet.

Oh, and your East St. Louis is so desirable.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I lived in Baltimore for a decade.

Their unofficial motto was "Baltimore, still not as bad as Detroit."

Texas' motto is Thank God For Mississippi.

 

[thunderpimp91]

I'm not sure this one should be a big deal. An LA guy at heart probably does have Detroit pretty low on the wish list. It's an up and coming team, parts of the city have started to come to life the last few years, but it's far from a great destination. Speaking strictly from a football standpoint it's cold 80% of the football season, a franchise with a long history of losing, an ownership group that doesnt have a great reputation, and all your division rivals play in bad weather cities too.

You have a Detroit player making a cheap recruiting pitch to Jalen Ramsey, and Micah hit back. If this were Jalen Hurts does this get an article?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I'm not sure this one should be a big deal. An LA guy at heart probably does have Detroit pretty low on the wish list. It's an up and coming team, parts of the city have started to come to life the last few years, but it's far from a great destination. Speaking strictly from a football standpoint it's cold 80% of the football season, a franchise with a long history of losing, an ownership group that doesnt have a great reputation, and all your division rivals play in bad weather cities too.

You have a Detroit player making a cheap recruiting pitch to Jalen Ramsey, and Micah hit back. If this were Jalen Hurts does this get an article?

I would not defend tha cesspool of Detroit.
And It is not what Micah The Mouth thinks about Detroit.
What concerns me is his developing penchant to shoot off his mouth: Not innocuous talk about things in genersal but targeting teams, places, actions or inactions. And last, giving bulletin board material to opponents.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Good. Who cares?

The Lions haven't won a playoff game since 1991.

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls and 15 playoff games since 1991.

Oh, and the city of Detroit is a toilet.

Well, it's also correct to say Oprah Winfrey is fat, and that Kurt Warner's wife looks like Ma'am from that show Webster.

It's doesn't mean you have to publicly say it.

Breaking News: you don't have to publicly state everything that pops into your head. You don't have to publicly state everything that's true.

I mean, it's true that Jerry Jones looks likes a red faced 95 year old woman that's had 29 too many plastic surgeries, and his son is an idiot like the incompetent Fredo from the Godfather. That doesn't mean Micah should tweet that.

 

[thunderpimp91]

Well, it's also correct to say Oprah Winfrey is fat, and that Kurt Warner's wife looks like Ma'am from that show Webster.

It's doesn't mean you have to publicly say it.

Breaking News: you don't have to publicly state everything that pops into your head. You don't have to publicly state everything that's true.

I mean, it's true that Jerry Jones looks likes a red faced 95 year old woman that's had 29 too many plastic surgeries, and his son is an idiot like the incompetent Fredo from the Godfather. That doesn't mean Micah should tweet that.

To be fair, if Micah tweeted that last part he would be my hero.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

To be fair, if Micah tweeted that last part he would be my hero.

True....but it would still make him an idiot.

 

[Nav22]

Well, it's also correct to say Oprah Winfrey is fat, and that Kurt Warner's wife looks like Ma'am from that show Webster.

It's doesn't mean you have to publicly say it.

Breaking News: you don't have to publicly state everything that pops into your head. You don't have to publicly state everything that's true.

I mean, it's true that Jerry Jones looks likes a red faced 95 year old woman that's had 29 too many plastic surgeries, and his son is an idiot like the incompetent Fredo from the Godfather. That doesn't mean Micah should tweet that.

I look forward to his tweets about Oprah's big fat ***.

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Detroit is horrible you couldn't pay me enough to live there. Micah spitting facts like usual.

 

[Nav22]

Oh, and your East St. Louis is so desirable.

My Los Angeles is quite desirable. Detroit's a toilet.

 

[Nav22]

True....but it would still make him an idiot.

But posting all of those things on a public message board isn't idiotic, right?

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

I look forward to his tweets about Oprah's big fat ***.

He's like Jim Carey in that movie Liar Liar.

Hopefully he doesn't take on traits of any other Jim Carey movies. Maybe he'll develop a lisp and start installing cabel into people's houses.... or start searching for high profile stolen animals.

 

[Cowboy_svt]

long offseason of dak threads and complaining our dpoy finalist is using twitter

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

My Los Angeles is quite desirable. Detroit's a toilet.

No, you strike me as an Ozarks boy.