Twitter: Fans at AT&T Stadium can now meet Jerry Jones

[rambo2]

Someone ask it why he doesn't hire a GM

He is pretty much the most experienced in the league.

 

[Teague31]

Why is your son a moron?

 

[rambo2]

Why is your son a moron?

With a chemical engineering degree? How did that happen?

 

[StarMan2112]

What an egomaniac.

 

[cowboyfan4life2]

Jerry will still be running the team even after he is dead

I envision a weekend at Bernies type scenario.

 

[Mannix]

I'd ask him how he finally got the pictures back from Miles Austin and Noah Brown.

 

[CowboysDrew]

I thought they'd had this for a while..

 

[DallasEast]

Narcissism. At its finest.

Having an ex- or current player as the A.I. would be a much better option. Having Charlotte, Junior or even Gene as the A.I. would have been a better concession if it could not be someone outside the family.

What will he do next? Do in-person guided tours of The Star Mondays through Fridays?

 

[DallasEast]

I thought they'd had this for a while..

 

[ArtClink]

I have to go on…

Seriously think about this. Imagine what it would take for you to want to create an AI version of yourself to pontificate about your greatness. This is rock bottom for Jerry. What’s next Jerry theme parks, Burning Man style idols, a cartoon series…What a total idiot.

Low, but Jerry can go lower. His stink will be on this franchise long after he’s gone.

 

[DallasEast]

Can we ask him when he's putting Jimmy in the ROH? Lol

No. It would create a logic loop. It would self-destruct. Think of the innocent people who would get caught in the explosion.

 

[OGSixshooter]

LOL...anyone watching Foundation? Jerry is Cleon I.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

In 20 years the technology will be so advanced the whole stadium will be operated by AI Jerrys. Parking, security, maintenance crew, concession stands, gift shop, restaurant and many more.

Also, no need to worry about hiring or losing coaches anymore -- you'll find the updated HC edition of your boy AI Jerry on the sidelines in the near future. Welcome to the ultimate Jerry experience, he's immortal now.

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Is the hologram drunk or sober? Asking the tough questions.

 

[Vtwin]

I feel like I should be crying but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

The Football HOF has one of these. I think it's Vince Lombardi.

 

[Risen Star]

I can't express how much I hate him.

 

[Captain-Crash]

I hope they make an AI Jerry Jones, he could run the team for ever.rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That would be awesome........

 

[GMO415]

"AI Jerry, when are you putting Jimmy Johnson in the ROH?" AI Jerry then crashes and never reboots.

 

[Hennessy_King]

If i wanted to meet an old senile idiot ill just visit the local nursing home.