Twitter: Fans at AT&T Stadium can now meet Jerry Jones

[MonsterD]

Giant Jerry hologram in the middle of the stadium at halftime someday?

 

[tunahelper]

Jerry will your AI still run the Cowboys when you die?

 

[John813]

Homie is going to remove his brain, put it on life support and run the team through the hologram

 

[Vtwin]

In 20 years the technology will be so advanced the whole stadium will be operated by AI Jerrys. Parking, security, maintenance crew, concession stands, gift shop, restaurant and many more.
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Also, no need to worry about hiring or losing coaches anymore -- you'll find the updated HC edition of your boy AI Jerry on the sidelines in the near future. Welcome to the ultimate Jerry experience, he's immortal now.

Probably go even farther than that...

que the play by play announcer.

Jerry drops back... hits a streaking Jerry down the sidelines, TOUCHOWN!

Jerry set to kick off. Ball is fielded at the five. Jerry makes the tackle at the two yard line.

Ball is snapped. Jerry... off the edge... what a hit! Ball is out! Jerry recovers and takes it in for the TOUCHDOWN!

Post game.
Impressive win today Coach Jones. "Yup. I knew I needed this one. I came together as a team and I got it done when I really needed it. I've got to give credit to the rest of me. I never could have achieved this without all of me coming together".

 

[JohnsKey19]

All kidding aside, I have to believe someone on the staff pre-screens the questions, to avoid a hologram meltdown.

 

[jazzcat22]

Some one needs to ask ... when will Trey take over for Dak?

 

[leeblair]

Who cares?
The shameful disgrace he has turned the Cowboys into is nothing to admire.

 

[G2]

Who cares?
The shameful disgrace he has turned the Cowboys into is nothing to admire.

Tons of fans, I'm sure.

 

[5Stars]

If i wanted to meet an old senile idiot ill just visit the local nursing home.

Or look in the mirror, either one.

 

[CyberB0b]

Jerry is trying to live forever.

 

[zrinkill]

Future GM of Dallas Cowboys

 

[McMicah]

I would pay to see his AI answer to questions about his ongoing lawsuit hahaha

 

[ICP]

As if listening to the real thing wasn't bad enough

 

[JW82]

Can't choke a hologram. No thanks

 

[zrinkill]

The advancement of artificial intelligence lip smacking has grown in leaps and bounds

 

[MyFairLady]

At least the hologram won't get drunk or try to molest young girls. I hope.

 

[DandyDon1722]

Who cares?
The shameful disgrace he has turned the Cowboys into is nothing to admire.

One thousand percent! Yet there’s a poster who wants to put posters like you and I on ignore because god forbid we criticize the Jerry 27 year clown show. I wanted to walk into that room with all those young fans with their jerseys on and scream why!

 

[Captain-Crash]

Sweet, now all of Jerry's illegitimate kids can finally meet their dad. That's awesome.

 

[DallasEast]

Honestly we were 1 and 1 last year and they have improved that 13 win team.

Honestly, Jerry Jones did not oversee the past two seasons only. Let's look at the other 25 prior seasons under his watch as well in order:

10-6, 6-10, 10-6, 8-8, 5-11, 5-11, 5-11, 10-6, 6-10, 9-7, 9-7, 13-3, 9-7, 11-5, 6-10, 8-8, 8-8, 8-8, 12-4, 4-12, 13-3, 9-7, 10-6, 8-8, 6-10

Above is the point @Bobhaze was emphasizing. Your emphasis on the past two seasons is a causal factor of the previous 25.

Yes. The team is great now. It is the accumulation of a quarter century of stumbling-and-bumbling trial-and-error. The 'most experience' is a direct causation of refusing to step down in favor of better qualified managerial candidates. Candidates, whom themselves would have been fired, if they had overseen the poor performances embolden in red above. Heck. 9-7 seasons have ended some general managers careers in NFL history. Except in Dallas, of course.

Any person is the summation of all their experiences, both the good and the bad. Focusing only on the good will always paint an incomplete picture.

 

[DallasEast]

Homie is going to remove his brain, put it on life support and run the team through the hologram

Jones would have been a perfect cameo as one of those people with talking heads inside cannisters from the past seen on Futurama.