Jokes!

Why am I the only nekkid person at this gender reveal part?!!!!!!
 
I think it's time for a little off season humor, so I thought I'd start w/ one I just heard:

Why Taylor Swift supports football: Playing NFL football leads to head injuries which leads to more Taylor Swift fans!!!!!
:laugh::hammer:
 
The greatest invention of all time is beer. I mean, yeah, the wheel was impressive and all, but it just doesn't go as well w/ pizza.
 
Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin with an abacus.

Chuck Norris's shadow keeps at least 30 feet distance from him just to be safe.

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by staring at it.

When Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the Moon, he was met by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once admitted he uses a stunt double but, only for the scenes that call for crying.
 
Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin with an abacus.

Chuck Norris's shadow keeps at least 30 feet distance from him just to be safe.

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by staring at it.

When Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the Moon, he was met by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once admitted he uses a stunt double but, only for the scenes that call for crying.
 

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