Only the Cowboys or Raiders would be dumb enough to embrace the Deion/Shadeur circus

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Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
 
Don’t waste your time.

Jerry isn’t drafting a quarterback. Even this one. They’ve hitched their wagon to the stiff who’s on IR.

Bill B will be the coach. Vrabel DC.
 
we arent looking for the SB, so something has to bring attention.


Jerry loves his monkeys
 
GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
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Well we are talking about Jeruh.
 
GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Click to expand...
What are you on?
 
GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Click to expand...
Our ringleader could always use a couple of good clowns....we'd have 2 father/son combos! Yuck
 
GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Click to expand...
He is exactly what Jerry wants. Cowboys in the headlines
 
Its only dumb if their intent is to win consistently and go to the Super Bowl.

Therefore, Jerry Jones is not dumb. He's untrustworthy, deceptive, greedy, inconsiderate, and insincere.

What a show that would be! What a circus in AT&T he could create with the father/son duo!

It wouldn't be dumb. It would be profitable. That spells V-I-C-T-O-R-Y for the only person Jerry cares about.
 
GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)
deion-sanders-and-shedeur-sanders.jpg


I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"
Click to expand...
My knowledge of college football is limited, but I do know that Deion is a Winner.
Another attribute concerning Deion is that he can deal with and handle Jerry's ego.
His Son I don't know is he a good QB?
I hear he has the drive to WIN games.
I would rather risk this team than Bill or another Yes man.
Deion and Son give you possibly one rock two problems down scenario.
 
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