FEATURED Morning Pops!

Xelda said:
Thank you to each one of you. You all brighten my day when I'm here which made coming here at low points difficult. l love each of you and your families. Your families go into the making of who you are.

Thank you Montanalo for the Bare Necessities. I always loved cartoons except for that Scooby Doo crap. There are others, but I could never get in that boat.

I was looking out the window yesterday and saw four kids playing in a neighbor's yard. The tallest boy was piggy backing the tallest girl. A middle sized boy was trying to pull the girl off. Then he lowered for the little girl, and middle boy just hopped on top of her. They started arguing and the tall girl slapped the tall boy. He slapped her back and she went crying to momma with a hand on her cheek and a new ailment of one leg falling off.

Ah to be young and dumb. I wouldn't go back unless I had full knowledge of what and who to avoid. Who to trip in the halls at school. Who to slap and grab my knee. I was more of a hair puller than a slapper. This has possibility. I'm gonna think on this more.

It's official, I love y'all more than the Cowboys now. There are a few players that are in a special group above the star. They've earned my respect, even some that have left for other teams. They served me well while they were here.

I do have an awful confession to make. I have fallen in extreme like with Brock Purdy. Never will I root for the 49ers, but I can root for the Brock Purdies. Never against the Cowboys, but on their own against any one else. I was glad the Eagles didn't allow the Chefs a three peat. I cry for mercy! I sick.
Click to expand...
I've never been so glad to be bald.
 
Tall boy is back today. He's going to show tall girl what she's missing. This time he's got an almost tall girl that's hefty. He tried to jump on her back, but she wasn't having it. She jumped on his back and his eyes popped out of his head. They're searching the grass for them right now... did you hear something pop? One more pop and he'll be a famous piano player.
 
Xelda said:
Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and all my rowdy Popsadoodles,

I would apologize for my lengthy absence, but I've got a doctor's excuse. Those still work, don't they?:huh: Every time I came here to tell y'all what was going on, I'd cry. Each one of you are precious to me in your own way. Enough of that or it will go to your heads.

Before I bow out of this post, I'll update y'all. Last year, I went through some very hard chemo. I had to have a blood transfusion at one point before I started robbing folks of their wheelchairs. I actually felt like laying across one woman's lap and telling her what doctor to deposit me at. It was awful. When it ended, I took a break before returning to my doctor only to find the cut out tumors had returned and spread. They aren't trying to remove it any more, but working to contain it. It's stage 4 which sounds intimidating but it's my lymphatic system which is everywhere to begin with. On hearing my prognosis, I picked up a guitar and started singing the blues. It sounded good to me. Anyway, I have been going through intravenous radiation which means I'm radioactive for two weeks afterwards each treatment and in quarantine. I'm not glowing in the dark though. I checked. I have no further updates just yet, but this is where I've been. It isn't over yet.

Here's part of one of my favorite cartoons to lighten the mood.
Click to expand...

This is a crushing blow to a lot of us X.

Just so you know, you are loved..
 
Runwildboys said:
I've never been so glad to be bald.
Click to expand...
I promise I'm not driving up there to pinch your scalp.
Runwildboys said:
Xelda (My phone refuses to accept that spelling, so I always have to type her name twice. I bet that's why she spells it that way.) can probably tell you what you're thinking.
Click to expand...
No way! It was back when World of Warcraft first came out. I had my choice of any name. Two of my bestest gaming buddies had gone there. One's name began with an X and the other had Eld in his name. I know Zelda is the normal spelling, but wanted to honor both. The first's was far too complicated for me, so I just picked the X. Also, Xena was popular at the time. I had a character named Xena too.

They introduced me to another guy that burned the closet down and marches in all those colorful parades. He and I terrorized the lowbie zones. I've never laughed so much. We were like George Burns and Gracie Allen. I felt like a kid again and he was my favorite person to game with. He would argue about that though and I'd laugh.
 
Well y'all, my secret identity is being revealed this week. My brother came over and was telling me that he'd shared with his kids about me licking all the sweet rolls when momma had her back turned. My sister and brother were too disgusted by my cooties to eat one. More for me! His kids said he was making that stuff up. He wasn't. I had some brilliant ideas back then, but no invite to join Mensa.

I brought up the time I turned into the Turd Fairy with my towel tied around my neck and swinging my magic toilet brush. I think the neighborhood kids went inside when they saw my sister and brother running for dear life from our home. Every one knew it was an omen and I'd be out shortly. I came out shouting "I'm the Turd Fairy!" I'd hit them with my magic wand and shout "You're a turd!" It is a true story and I was never asked to clean the bathroom again.

With the fresh reminder, he'd going to tell his kids about this particular hi-jink. They love me for some reason, so they'll either dismiss the story or I'll become a legend. Time will tell.
 
Xelda said:
Well y'all, my secret identity is being revealed this week. My brother came over and was telling me that he'd shared with his kids about me licking all the sweet rolls when momma had her back turned. My sister and brother were too disgusted by my cooties to eat one. More for me! His kids said he was making that stuff up. He wasn't. I had some brilliant ideas back then, but no invite to join Mensa.

I brought up the time I turned into the Turd Fairy with my towel tied around my neck and swinging my magic toilet brush. I think the neighborhood kids went inside when they saw my sister and brother running for dear life from our home. Every one knew it was an omen and I'd be out shortly. I came out shouting "I'm the Turd Fairy!" I'd hit them with my magic wand and shout "You're a turd!" It is a true story and I was never asked to clean the bathroom again.

With the fresh reminder, he'd going to tell his kids about this particular hi-jink. They love me for some reason, so they'll either dismiss the story or I'll become a legend. Time will tell.
Click to expand...
:lmao::lmao2:...Turd Fairy!!! I hope it was a brown towel!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Staff online

Members online

... and 156 more.
Total: 7,042 (members: 256, guests: 6,786)

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
464,612
Messages
13,821,986
Members
23,781
Latest member
Vloh10
Back
Top