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[Xelda]

Liar. That was your name as a stripper and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rascal!!!! I chose the honest route and suffered under leering bosses. I was recruited for wet t-shirt contests, but refused them all.

I did have one rowdy night when I acted up though. I am the biggest fraidy cat I know and my friends wanted to go to a haunted house. I think the DJs at a local radio station were involved. I told them I'd sit in the car to protect it, but they refused my offer. Hence forth, I grabbed the bottle of booze and started drinking. I was so loopy, I was ready to run in and out of those dark sheets. My shameful part was when guys dressed as monsters came at us. Normally, I'd freeze in fear or run but this time I grabbed Dracula's butt with both hands. He turned back and said "I want to drink YOUR blood". Drunk me laughed at him and pushed him away.

I don't think I have any nice stories of me drinking. I took this opportunity to share the haunted house story. My apologies if I tainted my angelic persona. Xelda would have been a good stripper name though.