Shaquille O'neal wants the Cowboys to win a Superbowl

[Coogiguy03]

Seems that he'll take drastic measure if they do so, questionable outcomes he has about the eagles games!!


https://www.essentiallysports.com/n...oys-after-risking-fifty-acre-asset-in-dallas/

 

[big dog cowboy]

Wearing a cowboy hat like he was born in the middle of a Coors Light commercial, Shaquille O’Neal took a shot at ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith, who, as always, was in peak “Cowboys hate mode.” O’Neal called in under his legendary alter ego “Tex Johnson” and told Stephen A., “I live on a 50-acre farm right down here in Texas; if they don’t win the Super Bowl, you can have my farm.” He even held up deed papers to “Tex Johnson’s Farm” like he was on an episode of Yellowstone. “Here is the paper to Tex Johnson’s farm. If we don’t win that Super Bowl, you can have it. You can have the deed and the trust, it’s all yours.”

Shaquille O’Neal didn’t stop there. He doubled down harder than the Mavericks chasing a third star, throwing in a full-fledged motivational pep talk for Dak Prescott: “Let’s go, Dak Prescott! I believe in you, Dak!” Not satisfied with just putting the “farm” on the line, Shaquille O’Neal made another high-stakes promise: “If we lose to the Eagles, I will wear this dress in front of my restaurant at the Paris Hotel. With no underwear on.”

 

[Ironicalicon]

Shaq has always had a pretty good sense of humor.

 

[Bobhaze]

If only our owner wanted to win one too.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Shaq has always had a pretty good sense of humor.

CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Coogiguy03]

If only our owner wanted to win one too.

Truth, he'd rather host the next biggest event, him and shaq playing 1 vs 1 in a game to 6!

 

[maryquality]

@ Shaquille!! No one wants to see you in a dress without your underwear!!

 

[DallasEast]

From the same website as the OP article link:

Shaquille O’Neal Net Worth in 2025: NBA Earnings, Endorsements, Businesses, & More​

By Pritha Debroy​

May 18, 2025 | 3:46 AM EDT​

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Shaquille O’Neal is halfway close to reaching the Los Angeles Lakers legend Magic Johnson! With some striking business deals in his résumé, the Lakers legend had built a massive business empire worth $500 million. (link)​

Not... really getting any real sense O'Neal cares if he loses or not. While I think he is being genuine, what does he have to lose that he cannot simply replace with ease?

And his “If we lose to the Eagles, I will wear this dress in front of my restaurant at the Paris Hotel. With no underwear on.” boast? It's Shaq. The man has a sense of humor as big as the world itself. Not only would he NOT be embarrassed. He would flaunt wearing the dress as much as he could. The guy loves to make people laugh.

Hopefully, Shaq will not have a Marilyn Monroe standing-on-a-street-grate moment wearing that dress though.

 

[Coogiguy03]

From the same website as the OP article link:

Shaquille O’Neal Net Worth in 2025: NBA Earnings, Endorsements, Businesses, & More​

By Pritha Debroy​

May 18, 2025 | 3:46 AM EDT​

​

Shaquille O’Neal is halfway close to reaching the Los Angeles Lakers legend Magic Johnson! With some striking business deals in his résumé, the Lakers legend had built a massive business empire worth $500 million. (link)​

Not... really getting any real sense O'Neal cares if he loses or not. While I think he is being genuine, what does he have to lose that he cannot simply replace with ease?

And his “If we lose to the Eagles, I will wear this dress in front of my restaurant at the Paris Hotel. With no underwear on.” boast? It's Shaq. The man has a sense of humor as big as the world itself. Not only would he NOT be embarrassed. He would flaunt wearing the dress as much as he could. The guy loves to make people laugh.

Hopefully, Shaq will not have a Marilyn Monroe standing-on-a-street-grate moment wearing that dress though.

Breaking news: If someone sees Dallas East let me know!!!!!!!! Sheesh where is he!!!!??

 

[DuncanIso]

If only our owner wanted to win one too.

We’ve had some good teams… but they always fail.

2014

 

[DallasEast]

Breaking news: If someone sees Dallas East let me know!!!!!!!! Sheesh where is he!!!!??

I am currently posting from a different reality.

Didn't my new avatar give you a hint about that?

Sorry. Corny comic book geek comment.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

You remember his rap song years ago “Got skills to make Mills” in the lyrics.

 

[Coogiguy03]

I am currently posting from a different reality.

Didn't my new avatar give you a hint about that?

Sorry. Corny comic book geek comment.

On 2nd thought, I take back my excitement of seeing you, if you want to be a geek, join the geek squad!

 

[Coogiguy03]

You remember his rap song years ago “Got skills to make Mills” in the lyrics.

now he's got PLENTY, nobody's ever seen anything like this before either

 

[DallasEast]

On 2nd thought, I take back my excitement of seeing you, if you want to be a geek, join the geek squad!

Too late. I joined over 50 years ago, lol.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Too late. I joined over 50 years ago, lol.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[big dog cowboy]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

It's wasn't that funny settle down.

 

[Coogiguy03]

It's wasn't that funny settle down.

your jealousy is so cute!!!!!

 

[maryquality]

I am currently posting from a different reality.

Didn't my new avatar give you a hint about that?

Sorry. Corny comic book geek comment.

Why do they keep remaking the Fantastic Four? I thought the original was great. The first remake, not so much. I do like Pedro Pascal, though.

 

[DallasEast]

Why do they keep remaking the Fantastic Four? I thought the original was great. The first remake, not so much. I do like Pedro Pascal, though.

I should not derail this football (kinda) thread any more than I already have. Here are my thoughts in a more appropriate thread (link).