Parker sold me with this quote

[GimmeTheBall!]

We all know you’re shtick.

Bloody hell!
Hey, let's clean up your spelling before casting asparagus on others.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

The first part I never said. As for the 2nd part I say that every year.

So you are backtracking at Dak being the G.O.A.T.?
Is Dak then second-best?
Third-best?
Holla and brings me a dollah.

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Well if Rockport is all in I guess I have to be too

 

[Ranching]

How about a good old' analogy?
Such as "Ranching bragging about his exploits is like
a rooster crowing about his chicken harem."

To those that know me, it's not bragging....it's sharing an example. To those that don't and have never accomplished much, it may be bragging....To most that have done well in life, it's simply sharing a bit of what I did for a living while making a point....sorry, you took it as bragging, I'm sure most here have done much more than I have, obviously you aren't one of them. Adios, pendejo

 

[kskboys]

Bloody hell!
Hey, let's clean up your spelling before casting asparagus on others.

And I hope he doesn't know my schtick, tho there was that one drunk night down at the coast!!!!!!

 

[Ranching]

I saw her first.

Did you wash your hands, little boy?

 

[Ranching]

And I hope he doesn't know my schtick, tho there was that one drunk night down at the coast!!!!!!

One?

 

[kskboys]

One?

Weeeelllll, it was only one drunk, lost track of the days though!!!!

 

[Ranching]

Weeeelllll, it was only one drunk, lost track of the days though!!!!

Wouldn't mind a drink, been about 2 years. Gave it up for my daughters wedding, she's been married over a year and I still haven't had one....I'm not gonna drink til we win a SB! Lol

 

[Wildcat711]

How you could be sold on someone who has never co-ord an NFL team is a bit strange to me.

I'm sure we ALL want him to be great.. but how about we see a few games first.

I love the infusion of young guys.. we will see how good they are down the road a bit.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

To those that know me, it's not bragging....it's sharing an example. To those that don't and have never accomplished much, it may be bragging....To most that have done well in life, it's simply sharing a bit of what I did for a living while making a point....sorry, you took it as bragging, I'm sure most here have done much more than I have, obviously you aren't one of them. Adios, pendejo

I have lots of participant certificates, I will have you know.
You seem angry. Add more fiber to your diet.

 

[Wildcat711]

Wouldn't mind a drink, been about 2 years. Gave it up for my daughters wedding, she's been married over a year and I still haven't had one....I'm not gonna drink til we win a SB! Lol

I did that.. just decided at a function not to have one so I didn't get a hangover.

That was 12 years ago.. but yeah.. if we win a SB I might join ya

Still like to have a waccy tobaccy once in a while tho..

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Did you wash your hands, little boy?

Sir, you can be creepy, you know tha?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I did that.. just decided at a function not to have one so I didn't get a hangover.

That was 12 years ago.. but yeah.. if we win a SB I might join ya

Still like to have a waccy tobaccy once in a while tho..

I am reporting you to the Tarrant County authorities. They know how to handle high, crazed piano players.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And I hope he doesn't know my schtick, tho there was that one drunk night down at the coast!!!!!!

Can't beat a shillelgh, but you can beat others with one.

 

[KMY_Amber]

“If you can win 1st down and you’re strong in the fundamentals, we’re getting off blocks, we’re tackling, we’re attacking the football and we’re situationally aware those are the defenses that are successful.”

Best quote from Christian Parker presser that some here were butt hurt over.

Stating the obvious... but the bar is so low for us Cowboys fans, we're so desperate, that even something as basic as this sounds promising.

 

[Ranching]

I have lots of participant certificates, I will have you know.
You seem angry. Add more fiber to your diet.

It's eating little grubs like you that mess with my stomach. You smell bad coming out, too. Yuck, that even grossed me out!!! Must be the water in Grapevine.

 

[Ranching]

I did that.. just decided at a function not to have one so I didn't get a hangover.

That was 12 years ago.. but yeah.. if we win a SB I might join ya

Still like to have a waccy tobaccy once in a while tho..

I've never tried it, an old coaching buddy of mine eats the gummies for his knee pain....might be better than the oxy that was prescribed for my knees and back... hmm?

 

[kskboys]

I've never tried it, an old coaching buddy of mine eats the dummies for his knee pain....might be better than the oxy that was prescribed for my knees and back... hmm?

I'm not into it, but I have a good friend who drinks very little and is not a pothead by any means. However, he has/had trouble sleeping at night. He discovered that eating half a gummy works. He now goes to sleep easier and sleeps through the night.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

It's eating little grubs like you that mess with my stomach. You smell bad coming out, too. Yuck, that even grossed me out!!! Must be the water in Grapevine.

The joke is on you, vainglorious!!!!
I cover the waterfront in Farmers Branch, home of the Fighting Idiots!
Now deal with your shame!