The 2026 NFL (and Cowboys) Reset

[Gangsta Spanksta]

His agent promised not to make Jerrys nudes public

I didn't read the whole thread. But I'm confused, aren't nudes of skeletor just a skeleton?

 

[kskboys]

I didn't read the whole thread. But I'm confused, aren't nudes of skeletor just a skeleton?

W/ someone picking his nose?

 

[Cowboys5217]

There are legit arguments for 4-0 and 0-4. So at 2-2 the Cowboys are probably exactly what they should be right now.

I predicted 9-8 on the year so they are about where I thought they would be at this point, but i am very impressed with offense. I thought it might fall off a bit from last year, but it looks better than ever this year. It's the defense once again that will determine how far this team goes, although the Special Teams are bad too.

 

[Kwyn]

They are 100% absolutely NOT football people. Not even in the same realm as football people.

Yes, they are. They’re just terrible football people.

Bobby Carpenter was a football player. He was just a terrible football player.

 

[kskboys]

Yes, they are. They’re just terrible football people.

Bobby Carpenter was a football player. He was just a terrible football player.

Well, I think your definition of football people is different than the standard accepted one.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Yes, they are. They’re just terrible football people.

Bobby Carpenter was a football player. He was just a terrible football player.

If you buy a hospital and name yourself lead surgeon despite no experience does that make you a doctor?

 

[Kwyn]

If you buy a hospital and name yourself lead surgeon despite no experience does that make you a doctor?

In a hyper capitalist world, if you also buy a medical school, pay off the national and state licensing boards, and buy a hospital, then yeah. You could. You’d be terrible at it, but you’d be a doctor.

In fact, it would be medical malpractice. But we have GM malpractice every year.

And with enough money you could buy your way out of both.

I get it. He’s a terrible GM, but us being mad about it doesn’t change the fact that he has more years as GM than anyone in the NFL. It just makes it more frustrating.

 

[kskboys]

In a hyper capitalist world, if you also buy a medical school, pay off the national and state licensing boards, and buy a hospital, then yeah. You could. You’d be terrible at it, but you’d be a doctor.

In fact, it would be medical malpractice. But we have GM malpractice every year.

And with enough money you could buy your way out of both.

I get it. He’s a terrible GM, but us being mad about it doesn’t change the fact that he has more years as GM than anyone in the NFL. It just makes it more frustrating.

Disagree. You would not be a doctor.