Dez Bryant Bought a Monkey; Names it Dallas Bryant

[AzorAhai]

https://instagram.com/p/9HeNhgt5Mx/

Not sure if you can embed an instagram picture, but its in the link.

 

[bark]

Oh to be young and rich.
I think we may have found cassells replacement if he falters

 

[Bungarian]

That thing is going to bite his finger off.

 

[JoeKing]

 

[Vintage]

That thing is going to bite his finger off.

We can have our own version of JPP!

 

[Aven8]

You have to question the Lufkin school district and the Oklahoma St. education programs here, wow.

 

[Jstopper]

You have to question the Lufkin school district and the Oklahoma St. education programs here, wow.

why? plenty of rich people have weird pets like monkeys

 

[Corso]

 

[Rogerthat12]

Be awesome once Dez teaches him to throw up the X!

 

[links18]

I hope he knows how to take care of it or hires someone who can.

 

[Joe Realist]

Dez and his monkey business....

 

[Sportsbabe]

https://instagram.com/p/9HeNhgt5Mx/

Not sure if you can embed an instagram picture, but its in the link.

He really misses football.

 

[Corso]

Be awesome once Dez teaches him to throw up the X!

Or karate... to, you know, protect against the lion.

 

[maxdallasfan]

Well let's just hope he doesn't go the Mike Tyson route and get a Tiger, then an Alligator, then a Lion.

 

[StylisticS]

 

[Corso]

Well let's just hope he doesn't go the Mike Tyson route and get a Tiger, then an Alligator, then a Lion.

That's why you train the monkey Keet Jun Do to prevent any tragedies your other stoopid buys create for you along the way.

 

[CowboyStar88]

He really misses football.

Yes he does

 

[65fastback2plus2]

ive always wanted a black leopard...so i understand the cool pet desires

 

[CWR]

You have to question the Lufkin school district and the Oklahoma St. education programs here, wow.

What is wrong with having an awesome pet? Alot of people would love to have the means. Some people just need to piss and moan I guess.

 

[Corso]

He really misses football.

Kid with too much money and too much time.
Easy as that. He'll learn when he turns 40.

Not our concern though. All he needs to do is stay right and healthy and play balls out for our team til he retires or gets cut.
That's it. Everything else, in the end to us as fans, don't mean much more as the years pass.

Buy your monkeys Dez. Have Barnum and Bailey themselves train your animals.
Just dedicate your mind, heart and body to this team while they employ you.

And then you can play with your monkeys and hoverboards and whatever else you get in the meantime.