Facial dilemma

[Fletch]

So I started this part time job that required me to shave my go-tee. I was able to keep my mustache, but I'm really struggling with the new look. I've had my go-tee and mustache for years. Sometimes would grow a nice beard out of it, but always kept the hair on my chin. The look was how people knew me.

Now I have a bad Super Trooper mustache. I feel naked and VERY self-conscious. Anyone else ever have to go thru this? I just don't feel that I have the face that can withstand minimal facial hair. I need coverage.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

I knew a girlfriend once that had a "facial dilemma, problem was solved when she received a nice piece of jewelry for her birthday....and no it wasn't a pearl necklace.
I am the same way though, I need my facial hair and feel bare without it.

 

[Hoofbite]

I'd say the best answer was to skip the mustache. Although is mid-November so you have 2 solid weeks before people think you're a pervert.

 

[Idgit]

Rock the pervert stache like you just don't care.

 

[Fletch]

Rock the pervert stache like you just don't care.

Oh it's full on porn-stache/Boogie Nights stand-in.

 

[CashMan]

Oh it's full on porn-stache/Boogie Nights stand-in.

Maybe to feel better about yourself, adopt the rollie fingers stache.

 

[Sasquatch]

Provocative thread title. My presence reflects detached intellectual curiosity and nothing more.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

at work here you either have to have a full beard or clean shaven...which sucks because I look best in the scruffy stubble look.

I hate shaving so I went full beard.

 

[Fletch]

Provocative thread title. My presence reflects detached intellectual curiosity and nothing more.

Yeah, perhaps a better choice of words would've been better.

Naaaaaah!

 

[Fletch]

at work here you either have to have a full beard or clean shaven...which sucks because I look best in the scruffy stubble look.

I hate shaving so I went full beard.

Rock on bro!

 

[Jammer]

I tried growing a beard once 9 years ago. I knew I really couldn't grow one but I tried anyway. I let it grow for 5 weeks. I have the inbreed "Joe Dirt" gene. That's how my beard looked. I shaved it off and haven't looked back since. I wish I could grow one as I still have to shave, but luckily I can get by every other day.

 

[Idgit]

My wife absolutely hated my last beard. To the point where she'd have her friends come up to me at dinner parties acting as plants to tell me I was much more handsome clean shaven. Every time it happened (it only happened twice), I added another inch to the bottom of the beard without saying a word. Or, when her other friends would ask why I didn't shave my facial hair for her, I'd tell them "I don't tell my wife how to trim her mustache. She shouldn't ask me how to trim mine."

I have no idea how I'm not single. The woman is a mustachioed saint.

 

[trickblue]

If you had a mustache as part of your facial hair, you likely had a Van Dyke... Goatee's have no mustache...

Sounds like you are rockin' a ** Manchu now...

I have a Van Dyke most of the time although I think the Friendly Mutton Chops look pretty sweet...

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

So I started this part time job that required me to shave my go-tee. I was able to keep my mustache, but I'm really struggling with the new look. I've had my go-tee and mustache for years. Sometimes would grow a nice beard out of it, but always kept the hair on my chin. The look was how people knew me.

Now I have a bad Super Trooper mustache. I feel naked and VERY self-conscious. Anyone else ever have to go thru this? I just don't feel that I have the face that can withstand minimal facial hair. I need coverage.

Chin Implant is the answer...

Get a dimple in yours...

 

[Fletch]

Chin Implant is the answer...

Get a dimple in yours...

Already have a stroong dimple. It's like a mini crater.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

So I started this part time job that required me to shave my go-tee. I was able to keep my mustache, but I'm really struggling with the new look. I've had my go-tee and mustache for years. Sometimes would grow a nice beard out of it, but always kept the hair on my chin. The look was how people knew me.

Now I have a bad Super Trooper mustache. I feel naked and VERY self-conscious. Anyone else ever have to go thru this? I just don't feel that I have the face that can withstand minimal facial hair. I need coverage.

Can you wear a "beard net"?

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Sure you might be about as happy as this guy and look really, really dumb, but at least you have your chin hair!

 

[Stryker44]

So I started this part time job that required me to shave my go-tee. I was able to keep my mustache, but I'm really struggling with the new look. I've had my go-tee and mustache for years. Sometimes would grow a nice beard out of it, but always kept the hair on my chin. The look was how people knew me.

Now I have a bad Super Trooper mustache. I feel naked and VERY self-conscious. Anyone else ever have to go thru this? I just don't feel that I have the face that can withstand minimal facial hair. I need coverage.

Isn't forcing someone to shave a goatee a civil rights violation?

 

[Idgit]

Isn't forcing someone to shave a goatee a civil rights violation?

I think you're thinking of 'forcing someone to shave a goat.'

Found that one out the hard way.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I used to tell the wife I needed the Goat to hide the turkey.
Goatee hides the turkey neck.

About once every other year I shave down to a goatee but not too long later I go back to the winter beard.

Used to keep the mustache but with my alleregies so bad anymore and my getting in sneezing fits for a full day (at least) I keep it cut down.

So according to Tricks chart I go old dutch...or Amish as we call it around these parts.

 

[Stryker44]

I think you're thinking of 'forcing someone to shave a goat.'

Found that one out the hard way.

Hahaha. You have to admit though - its profiling.

Yet we cannot do this in other arenas, or we are called bad names..