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Ooops like like Santa has been naughty :muttley:
 
BWWHHHAAAaaaa!
ROTFLMAO
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Hey,@waldoputty,,, did yer' thick casing-liner spectacles get all fogged up in yer fuzzed up huff after catching a casual gander at my massive man sack I've got hanging while I swing on thru? that's obviously turned that shade of blue due to lack of steady attention,,,er,,,B.T.W.:lmao:




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u mean when u ate too much beans?
 
BWWHHHAAAaaaa!
ROTFLMAO
:lmao::lmao2::lmao:


Hey,@waldoputty,,, did yer' thick casing-liner spectacles get all fogged up in yer fuzzed up huff after catching a casual gander at my massive man sack I've got hanging while I swing on thru? that's obviously turned that shade of blue due to lack of steady attention,,,er,,,B.T.W.:lmao:




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Say hey Jack! Been busy with the retired life! I have not set my alarm clock in 2 weeks :thumbup:


What’s the que paso in Panama?
Retired life is going well?? Things are always the same here!! The bride is in Costa Rica so l am bachin it!!:grin::grin::grin:
 
BWWHHHAAAaaaa!
ROTFLMAO
:lmao::lmao2::lmao:


Hey,@waldoputty,,, did yer' thick casing-liner spectacles get all fogged up in yer fuzzed up huff after catching a casual gander at my massive man sack I've got hanging while I swing on thru? that's obviously turned that shade of blue due to lack of steady attention,,,er,,,B.T.W.:lmao:




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Hey Melon!! How's life??
 
Hey Melon!! How's life??
Good, my Man!
Good & boring, knocked off 2/3rds of a bottle of Jim Beam's pre prohibition 90 proof rye whiskey recipe so far today, can't say it's converted me as it's got a lasting lingering finish that I'm getting used to,,,weather is showing like a 20% chance of rain , up here in my due north of yer' A.O. for a couple of days,,,sometimes we get like a 2nd mini monsoon this time of year,not often,it skips some years but always welcomed when it hits:)

You got any free ranging chickens or poultry at yer' Hacienda? And do those loveable pit pups leave them alone?

I had like 12 Rhode island red hens& a rooster one time with that nurse wife,,,ha! I had two emu's running around the yard along with my 3 dogs also back then,,,had to keep my saddle mule over at the stable across the river a mile north of my place back then, no more roomo_O, think I'd bought 2 dozen peepers and that's what survived, that half yellow lab/half Chesapeake retriever dog I had was digging under the chicken coops door and would wait for a peeper to come out& would play with them to death:lmao:

I'll tell you about that pair of emu's I'd bought as peepers up in COLORADO and raised them till they became beyond worthless, sometime;)

:lmao: ( felt kinda good to talk)
 
Good, my Man!
Good & boring, knocked off 2/3rds of a bottle of Jim Beam's pre prohibition 90 proof rye whiskey recipe so far today, can't say it's converted me as it's got a lasting lingering finish that I'm getting used to,,,weather is showing like a 20% chance of rain , up here in my due north of yer' A.O. for a couple of days,,,sometimes we get like a 2nd mini monsoon this time of year,not often,it skips some years but always welcomed when it hits:)

You got any free ranging chickens or poultry at yer' Hacienda? And do those loveable pit pups leave them alone?

I had like 12 Rhode island red hens& a rooster one time with that nurse wife,,,ha! I had two emu's running around the yard along with my 3 dogs also back then,,,had to keep my saddle mule over at the stable across the river a mile north of my place back then, no more roomo_O, think I'd bought 2 dozen peepers and that's what survived, that half yellow lab/half Chesapeake retriever dog I had was digging under the chicken coops door and would wait for a peeper to come out& would play with them to death:lmao:

I'll tell you about that pair of emu's I'd bought as peepers up in COLORADO and raised them till they became beyond worthless, sometime;)

:lmao: ( felt kinda good to talk)
Chickens. There are plenty of chickens around the farm..they reproduce and just run wild basically. I hardly feed them unless l plan on eating one. The rain kills a lot of them and the neighbors steal most of the rest :). I don't really care too much. They are self replacing. There are eggs everywhere. I grab a bunch once in a while. The hawks get a few too!! The dogs aren't around them too much.
That whisky sounds good. Man, l have boozed a lot of whisky over the years. Too hard on the system now. Still get a bottle of Bushmills 10 yr once in a while. A man can get a little rough on the amber current.:)
 
trouty's skillset at work.
poor stinky @Melonfeud has no chance
Well,,,,WHhaaaa! o_O


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Besides, in the immortal words of Betty White: " you wanna talk about tough? it's the ladies casing-liner that can take a pounding & keep on howling",,, my bro @Trouty will induce no undue damage in the interim ,Mr.pootie-tootero_O
 
Well,,,,WHhaaaa! o_O


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Besides, in the immortal words of Betty White: " you wanna talk about tough? it's the ladies casing-liner that can take a pounding & keep on howling,,, my bro @Trouty will induce no undue damage in the interim ,Mr.pootie-tootero_O

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