CouchCoach
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OK, I've been making fun of our folks across the pond about losing the war, c'mon, little red jackets, playing a drum and marching in a straight line, what'd ya expect? And probably too many 'teeth" jokes, I know I pissed off one member so I don't do that anymore...…...in his threads. But I have been especially bad about ragging on their food.
Well, I must apologize now. There is a small food store chain in Texas, owned by the HEB chain, called Central Market. They are legendary with their offerings and will soon be offering 40 different varieties of apples and are well known for having produce that evokes "what the hell is that and what do I do with it"? from many patrons. During the holidays, you can see people giving their families guided tours through one of the stores in Dallas, Ft. Worth, Austin,. Houston or San Antonio. They are the ones credited with the term "Foodies". They created the first Earth Muffins in Texas and inspired Whole Foods.
They have a weekly special pub called Weekly Savor and have saluted countries like France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Mexico and now, England. If they can recognize England as a large village of Foodies, who am I to argue? They should have a Foodieshire. I am, therefore, pulling food from the joke vault and will cease to make fun of their food. Teeth and the war are still on the menu.
Here, just for you, my brothers of a different mother but I ain't calling her Mum, is proof you indeed have food. I, humbly, apologize for my wretched behavior with regards to your victuals. Notice the lamb's haggis and yours truly's restraint. Who says an old dog can't pick up some tricks, uh, learn some new tricks.
https://centralmarket.com/weekly-savor-austin-westgate/
Well, I must apologize now. There is a small food store chain in Texas, owned by the HEB chain, called Central Market. They are legendary with their offerings and will soon be offering 40 different varieties of apples and are well known for having produce that evokes "what the hell is that and what do I do with it"? from many patrons. During the holidays, you can see people giving their families guided tours through one of the stores in Dallas, Ft. Worth, Austin,. Houston or San Antonio. They are the ones credited with the term "Foodies". They created the first Earth Muffins in Texas and inspired Whole Foods.
They have a weekly special pub called Weekly Savor and have saluted countries like France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Mexico and now, England. If they can recognize England as a large village of Foodies, who am I to argue? They should have a Foodieshire. I am, therefore, pulling food from the joke vault and will cease to make fun of their food. Teeth and the war are still on the menu.
Here, just for you, my brothers of a different mother but I ain't calling her Mum, is proof you indeed have food. I, humbly, apologize for my wretched behavior with regards to your victuals. Notice the lamb's haggis and yours truly's restraint. Who says an old dog can't pick up some tricks, uh, learn some new tricks.
https://centralmarket.com/weekly-savor-austin-westgate/
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