Has anybody bought Dak’s cologne?

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Men's cologne became passe some time back for the majority of American men. Sales plummeted rather dramatically after brands like Brut, Canoe, Faberge and English Leather were popular and companies like Old Spice were forced to expand the line in order to show growth.

I used to wear 2 of those above, with my wife's approval, and can recall when in a matter of weeks the word went out, no more men's cologne, women didn't like it. Women are the flowers and the men are not supposed to compete with their intoxicating aroma. So, I decided to drink more whiskey.
 

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He took the yogurt commercials from Cam Newton.
And that God awful Campbell's Chunky soup. Tried that once and almost puked. Got that sirloin burger and it looks like little clawless cat paws, I couldn't eat it.

But he's better than McChunky's Mom trying to catch package shots in the locker room and on the team bus.
 

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Men should not wear cologne. Actually, women shouldn't wear perfume either.

That is a sign they are covering something up. (not to mention, I can't breath around people who wear that garbage)

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!
 

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Men should not wear cologne. Actually, women shouldn't wear perfume either.

That is a sign they are covering something up. (not to mention, I can't breath around people who wear that garbage)

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

And if it smells like potpourri, let it be!
 
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