Has anybody bought Dak’s cologne?

[Redball Express]

Wondering what it's like.

Hmmmmm.

 

[sureletsrace]

I heard it smells like transmission fluid, because he's clutch.

 

[Redball Express]

I heard it smells like transmission fluid, because he's clutch.

Too funny.

 

[SlammedZero]

Dak has his own cologne?

 

[lukin2006]

I did not even know Dak a cologne out...

 

[sureletsrace]

Dak has his own cologne?

He's on a rookie contract, gotta make that money somewhere...

 

[Xelda]

He took the yogurt commercials from Cam Newton.

 

[CouchCoach]

Men's cologne became passe some time back for the majority of American men. Sales plummeted rather dramatically after brands like Brut, Canoe, Faberge and English Leather were popular and companies like Old Spice were forced to expand the line in order to show growth.

I used to wear 2 of those above, with my wife's approval, and can recall when in a matter of weeks the word went out, no more men's cologne, women didn't like it. Women are the flowers and the men are not supposed to compete with their intoxicating aroma. So, I decided to drink more whiskey.

 

[CouchCoach]

He took the yogurt commercials from Cam Newton.

And that God awful Campbell's Chunky soup. Tried that once and almost puked. Got that sirloin burger and it looks like little clawless cat paws, I couldn't eat it.

But he's better than McChunky's Mom trying to catch package shots in the locker room and on the team bus.

 

[Denim Chicken]

it looks like little clawless cat paws,

That made me lol.

 

[Ranching]

Wondering what it's like.

Hmmmmm.

It smell like a burning Risen with a hint of crushed Pappydog.

 

[Redball Express]

It smell like a burning Risen with a hint of crushed Pappydog.

Got to get me some of that.

I know just the girl who will like that.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Men should not wear cologne. Actually, women shouldn't wear perfume either.

That is a sign they are covering something up. (not to mention, I can't breath around people who wear that garbage)

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

 

[nobody]

Men should not wear cologne. Actually, women shouldn't wear perfume either.

That is a sign they are covering something up. (not to mention, I can't breath around people who wear that garbage)

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

And if it smells like potpourri, let it be!

 

[YosemiteSam]

And if it smells like potpourri, let it be!

...and If it smells like fish? It's the perfect dish!!!

 

[CF74]

But is it loud?

 

[nobody]

...and If it smells like fish? It's the perfect dish!!!

ah hell no! LOL