Most Despised TV Commercials

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Have you noticed that almost all of them cause suicidal thoughts? Its crazy.
Watch anything to do with the US government theses days and that's the primary side effect no matter your political affiliation.
 

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I hate that new Verizon spokesman also. I think it is his effeminate pants. Those guys who where that style look like Metrosexuals and I think most couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.
 

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I hate all of them .. especially the ones that show in the middle of the night and eventually make you start believing you have something wrong with you and they have the miracle cure ..


Commercial Day 1 / 1st viewing ...
  • Spokesperson .. "Do you have pain in your neck?"
  • You ... *laughs* "No, but I would go to the doctor if I had neck pain, not buy some useless cream from a commercial."

Commercial Day 2 .. 7th viewing ...
  • Spokesperson .. "Do you have pain in your neck?"
  • You ... "Now that I think about it, my neck does hurt a little, but I was lifting those boxes earlier so that probably caused it. I would still go to the doctor first."

Commercial Day 3 .. 15th viewing ...
  • Spokesperson .. "Do you have pain in your neck?"
  • You ... "My neck has been hurting more lately and that man and woman sure looked like they felt better after using that cream, but I will wait a few days and go to the doctor if it is still bothering me."

Commercial Day 5 .. 27th viewing ...
  • Spokesperson .. "Do you have pain in your neck?"
  • You ... "Show your phone number again .. how fast do you think I can find a pen and write down your number?"
 
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DABZ, I'm with you! Ray Liotta used to be an actor, but now he's another creep doing commercials.
@Supercowboy1986 That commercial is not obnoxious. I wish more would just represent their companies without trying to act like they're one of us.
I hate that new Verizon spokesman also. I think it is his effeminate pants. Those guys who where that style look like Metrosexuals and I think most couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag.
I would say we need a support group, but I don't think even AT&T stadium could hold us all. We could just sell balloons with that guy's face on them. Everyone will want to punch, slap, kick or generally abuse it.
watching the game tonight reminded me how gross that commercial is with the nerdy guy broken out with skittles. And then the girl pics one off and eats it. I am sorry, that is just sick and nauseating.
My gag reflex goes into action every time I see this one. I thought it had gone to commercial hell, but it's back. The girl peeling a Skittles off and eating it is a thousand degrees of wrong.

@Reality, what's that number? My neck hurts now.
 

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I have reached my limit of those two dorks in the Verizon ads. I would acquit their parents of smothering them at birth. It's bad enough the skinny one dresses and looks so dorkish, his mannerisms make me want to punch the TV.

That agent one for State Farm is growing in annoyance with every airing. The one with him torching the towel in the bathroom was funny but that's it. The rest are stupid and Rodgers sucks at commercials.

The latest Mayhem with the car thief has pushed that one over the edge for me.

So, to balance out the annoyance, I mentally pile the Chevy awesome person, Mayhem, the agent, the two dorks and the men singing the Farmers jingle into a Chevy van and push it over a cliff all the while singing "They are dead, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum".
 
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