I thought I Explained it. There used to be a receiver named Amari who played for the Raiders The raiders decided to trade him off. . Now being the suave owner that Jerrah was forced into being because he had a whole wr and te core full of slot/possession receivers or short ballers who either never produced tds in the NFL or had such low Scoring averages that it didn't matter. He needed at least one deep baller to appease the Lynchmob of #88 fans complaining about cutting the ALL TIME LEADING Scoring wr of Americas Team for a bunch of slot wrs by committee.
Im sure Jerrah called Gruden and said hey John boy How much do you want for That fast receiver w the slick moves and soft hands like Escobar You know that quiet kid who runs better routes than Dez but can't seem to make it in Al's World? Cooper. Would you take next year's 2nd round pick for ole coop from Uncle Jerry since I've been like family to Al and Al Jr for the last 30 years.
Johnboy do you believe it. I always treated Dez and Tony as my own. I can't believe Dez said no to a hometown discount. Plus Stephen didn't help by bringing in those last 2 bottles of Scotch while we were calculating the hometown discount for each of those dropped passes. So I just let him go J Gru. First thing I learned as a coach is ya gotta stick by your guns.
I guess I didnt calculate the averages right John. It turns out that every wr and te in the committee was less than 1/2 of what Dez had averaged all by himself.
well uncle Jerrah I tell you what... the coop kid runs the route tree better than every receiver on the team . Hes fast, w great separation but he just can't catch the Ball that well from D Car anymore. And he's so quiet that I just can't take it anymore. I'm gonna pull my hair out.
We gave a first round pick for coop Jerrah Weve been offered a few 2nd round picks. We we're gonna try to hold out for a 1st and a 3rd But since you were always Mr. Davis's Fave God rest his soul and you virtually have nobodies at te and wr but that little #11 slot guy that comes in and converts most of your 3rd downs so I guess we can do next year's first round pick.
Yea that's little Bease. You know I only take my weakest #2 Te off the field on 3rd down just for little Bease. Of course we leave at least 1 te out there at all times in case a fight breaks out. We only use little bease when the second te need a breather on a few 3rd downs.
We don't have to take swaim out for a breather like that. He's the second coming of J Witten. I'll tell you what John if you go get you a big tall physical te who can block downfield for your main 3 players you'll never go back to those one dimensional finesse receiver te sissy types who aren't tough enough to wear a defense down on every snap blocking like J witt or swaim. It's just Swaims 3rd year and his first year playing every single snap so we don't want him to lose focus on his blocking like Rico. Well I guess we really need to get this done now. So I guess We'll give you next year's #1 since we don't have a choice.
At least we get to use the player all year before the pick.
We got this years pick
Next year's picks
All kinds of players that can be paired with picks.
I had to make it funny
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