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Old women dressing like they think they're in their 30's again. And yoga pants should be outlawed. This 80 year old woman had white ones on and I thought they were paisley because of the veins. Ack! Ack! Ack!
You and I will start a committee to determine who can legally wear yoga pants. You'll be phase one, denying the ones who definitely can't, then send them to my department so I can determine the finalists for acceptance.
 

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How’s THIS for a complaint? I’ve spent the last 2 months every night feeding these 2 pigeons who set up home in this parking garage,they mated sooo....kinda helping em out and keeping them warm and healthy for their pregnacy and such. So I just got in there,tonight no big deal....and Joe Jerward the Sheriff just kicked me out. The babies just hatched tonight too!!! That inhuman basterd of a basterds!! Was a total jerk and condesedinly mocking me too. I’m furious....but he’s going to ride my butt now in my own town. For what??? I didn’t do anything!!! This is an outrage. I just became a dad.and the parents and me were hanging out having a good time too. It actually hurts because I’ve never raised anything like that before.
I feel sorry for the Pigeons, Their Pet Human has been taken away, They're probably worrying Themselves sick about how it will cope without Them (if the past is any guide, They have good reason to worry).
 

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What is amazing about that is that Joe Jerward waited this long.
Well,ya know?
It's obvious to me ,that ol' sheriff Joe Jerward is merely carrying out his long planned & intricately fiendish ploy to it's awaited fruition, by dropping that vacate bounce hammer on @Chrispierce,,, of a tender SQUAB dinner around the second week of next month,,,yeppers! Cuz' in the big world of flying rats, there's a mega- crap ton of walking two legged one's out there,,,always looking fer' an edge,,,o_O


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No Football for 7 months.
All I've got to watch until September is Footie, Basketball, Rugby Union, Rugby League, Rugby 7's, T20 Cricket, ODI Cricket, Test Match Cricket, Aussie Rules Football and Baseball.
Life sucks.
Help us Obi Jones!
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Melonfeud

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Complaint #130 that should have been in my always top 5 complaint list. Lower back disk issues....that ever so conveniently flare up to utterly ruin your life. Must they be so evil and unforgiving? It’s like being stabbed with a sword,but you don’t die,and have to repeat the pleasant experience over periodically for the amusement of the little traitor.
Ya wanna' know something? When I was 44 years old(and suffering x's 2 of this currently present lower back pain of which yer' obviously reflecting upon in the imbedded enjoyable fondness it demands,,,as,,, it's so very capable in that regard) my ol' lady at that time, asked me what I'd like for my upcoming birthday ( now, you knowing,,,and/or,,,are fairly attuned to this particular immediate debilitating physical ailment & of my bleached white desert dead bone sense of humor) simply told her: "To not make it to see 45",,,o_O



* straight up true/ no jive chaser required:thumbup:
 

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Ya wanna' know something? When I was 44 years old(and suffering x's 2 of this currently present lower back pain of which yer' obviously reflecting upon in the imbedded enjoyable fondness it demands,,,as,,, it's so very capable in that regard) my ol' lady at that time, asked me what I'd like for my upcoming birthday ( now, you knowing,,,and/or,,,are fairly attuned to this particular immediate debilitating physical ailment & of my bleached white desert dead bone sense of humor) simply told her: "To not make it to see 45",,,o_O



* straight up true/ no jive chaser required:thumbup:

I think everyone understands that at one point or another.


I have to say that I'm very familiar with the concept of stream of consciousness, but I believe I've never witnessed one quite like yours. It's less like a stream and more like a raging, torrential flooded river of consciousness. Stay you cause it's vastly entertaining. :laugh:
 

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I think everyone understands that at one point or another.


I have to say that I'm very familiar with the concept of stream of consciousness, but I believe I've never witnessed one quite like yours. It's less like a stream and more like a raging, torrential flooded river of consciousness. Stay you cause it's vastly entertaining. :laugh:
Every once in a while, he hits Niagara Falls, but it's all good, as long as you have a barrel to crawl inside and wait it out.
 

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I think everyone understands that at one point or another.


I have to say that I'm very familiar with the concept of stream of consciousness, but I believe I've never witnessed one quite like yours. It's less like a stream and more like a raging, torrential flooded river of consciousness. Stay you cause it's vastly entertaining. :laugh:
It's rather obvious then(as yer' being of the vastly entertained spectrum )as to the reason beings of that slight clerical error of "non-likable" bestowed tributes upon my endeavors,,, eh?o_O

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anybody know why METV no longer has the original series Battlestar Galactica???
who carries it now???
 

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why would MeTV remove Battlestar Galactica from their line-up???
bust my *** all week at work....can't wait til Saturday Night....MeTV....Buck Rogers at 10...Battlestar at 11....Kolchak at 12.
now the *******s ruined it.
thanx a whole helluva lot.
its the off-season......what the hell am I supposed to watch now.
my kids dominate the tv all day....wait til they go to bed so I can watch my sci-fi....and they ruin it.
thanx alot MeTV!!!!!!!
 

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and Im not talkin about the newer Battlestars....this was the original series.....Lorne Greene.....and one of my childhood heroes....STARBUCK.....and Apollo.
Its not like I got nick at night or tv land any more....those got ruined.
then MeTV comes along and restores my faith in man.....twilight zone,the rifleman,bonanza,buck rogers,battlestar and kolchak......now they take it away????
no vote?
no warning?
just like tv land and nick at night.....GONE.
you suck MeTV.
 

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I would say He makes Me feel special, but this is the Complaint Box, so instead I'll say I haven't got a Scooby what He's saying 64% of the time.
I am higher than that, hence the normalcy I feel. And he isn't starting "Have you seen Dak and Jesus together? Didn't think so" threads or "Kellen Moore or Less?" when we don't know squat about him.

And Melon is the poster that wins this award a lot "I wonder what the hell he's doing as he's composing that"?
 

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I am higher than that, hence the normalcy I feel. And he isn't starting "Have you seen Dak and Jesus together? Didn't think so" threads or "Kellen Moore or Less?" when we don't know squat about him.

And Melon is the poster that wins this award a lot "I wonder what the hell he's doing as he's composing that"?
I don't know what for sure what @Melonfeud is doing while he's posting, but I picture him surrounded by the guns he's cleaning.
 
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